*Crawls
in, dodges thrown shoes and hides under a table*
*singing* "First of all introduction, (go down
low). Na me wey get toinlicious blog and i been dey run away before but i don
come back..." Kai, this my remix no try. Anyways, hey y'all! Happy new
year everyone! I love every single one of you guys that checked up on me. You
know yourselves *muah* my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it
in lol.
I got
razzer (can you tell already? hehe) i even have this Olamide's song on my
phone. On my phone people!! hehehe. Razz is so much fun. My vacation was fun. I
hooked up with old friends, made some new ones and generally enjoyed myself. In
the midst of that, my monkey brother got married. I tested my hate-relationship
with alcohol again and let's just say we are not likely to ever be friends. I also
spent some time babysitting my nieces. You know them, Princess and Angel (trust
me, angel is only an angel when she's sleeping) Let me just come clean here; I'm
happy i don't have twins yet...what! did i just say twins? Ahhh my enemies are
at work! I meant kids not twins. I don't want twins please. Awon
alakoba. So i'm glad i don't have kids yet. They can be such a handful. A typical
conversation between Angel (she's 2) and i would go like this:
Me: Angel bring my charger from the living room. You
know where it is, don't you?
Angel: *looks with disinterest* (Emphatic) No!
Me: Angel! My charger! Now!
Angel: *a look that says, why is she shouting* Nooo
Me: (deciding to soft-pedal with a smile) Angel PLEASE
bring my charger
Angel: (renewed interest) Again
Me: (mouth open) Angel please bring my charger
Angel: Again again
Me: Angel please bring my charger
Angel: Shout
Me: Ah, iyen emi na! (meaning Me?)
That
girl is my absolute nemesis and she looks so sweet you'd never guess.
I
missed blogsville even though i tried to keep up. I didn't forget my password
o. *side eyes @Skykik*. I tried to blog but shame on me for not setting up the
email thing before now. I had a lot to say (probably too much) but i just
wasn't really interested in putting them up.
So
last year was a year of growth for me. I made some interesting discoveries about myself. I opened myself up even more, tried new things,
almost got a dildo, ignored my boundaries and cried (oh yea i cried my
eyes out) I hit rock bottom. No, that's not right. There was rock bottom, there were piles
and piles of crap, and there was me :) I literally turned into
water works. Hard core gangster like me. Just a look would set me off and it
scared my folks shitless. As it happens, when i break down (which hardly
happens), my family breaks down so it feels good to know that a lot of people
find strength in me. That realization makes me happy and not in a burdensome
i-have-to-keep-it-together-because-everyone-is-counting-on-me way. It is more
of a my-existence-is-not-in-vain kinda happiness. Anyways, I'm a fighter. I'm
just praying for a drama-free year. I love drama actually, i just prefer it be
someone else's life lol. I don't understand why drama follows me around even
when i make it clear for drama to stay the ef away #sigh. I guess it's God's
way of letting me know he loves me (that's the story i'm sticking with) so
enjoy i must.
So
Ginger, i am finally headed to the Nunnery. I was actually on my way there
before i got distracted by some lips fellows but this time, no more. I'm
sure some monks come to visit sometimes *cough* It is not only in the White
House that Scandals happen people lol (who's watching Scandal by the way?) And
please don't beg me because i won't budge. Waits for someone to beg Oya you
people beg me before Sister Alexis (that's me by the way) starts a scandal
at the Nunnery lol.
Have
an amazing year ahead and look out for a give-away. I need realistic ideas on what you'd
like to receive. I'm in a giving mood so please email ideas to:
toinlicious@gmail.com.
P.S:
Could someone get runaway Honeylicious Dame to blog? I know she's jogging to
NY busy but she could spare a few minutes for her blog, no?
