Mstizzle, i am on my knees. I hope you're feeling much better *hugs* Even i cannot
believe how busy i've been lately but i'm back with a bang. This post
might be a little all over the place. That's how i feel at the moment so please
forgive me. Ahem,
so another creepy proposal don come. Ok, not really creepy. Just funny. For the purpose of this post, we'll call the
1st one Mr. Long. He is 44years old and very tall. I'm talking 6"7. Yes, i asked. I had to. Mr. Tall
would have been more appropriate but i prefer Mr. Long. You see, i'm no
stranger to proposals. I have shared a few with you on this blog. From my very
own Police man to the famous Adam, to my Lusty obsession, to my much more
recent ones *cough* (properly balances halo, adjusts holy cape, sips holy water
and clears throat) i'm quite familiar with these kinds of toasting.
Mr.
Long was very 'uncle-like' at first until he started with "i really like
you" then graduated to "I am thankful I met you" to
"let's go on a date" to "I want to date you", and i knew Onibara tin'ba ole bo *grin* meaning his
beggar was beginning to think like a thief, i.e, he was getting too familiar.
Mr. Long: Toin tomatoes
Toin: My friendship (Sorry UVG,
you're my one & only friendship o)
Mr. Long: U have rejected me!
Toin: Ai tete m'ole (meaning: You're giving me the first attack)
Mr. Long: Not really, honestly I
wanted you. I just cautioned myself not to misconstrued (sic). Moreover
if you reject me love overtures, it might leave a permanent scar on my psyche
Toin: Oyinbo yi koyemi (i don't understand your English)
Mr. Long: What do u understand? 419 ni e
Toin: How now? Seriously, i'm lost.
Mr. Long: Ok I want to seriously date
you
Toin: Oh ok. I want to be the Queen
of England
Mr. Long: So?
Toin: So we don't always get what we
want
Mr. Long: Madam please na
Toin: So you're not currently married?
Mr. Long: Asking or stating a fact?
Toin: Did u miss the '?'
Mr. Long: I am married
Toin: Interesting
Mr. Long: Prayer by Bishop T.D.
Jakes "When you are DOWN to nothing ..God is UP to something" Father,
in the Name of Jesus, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer and bless the
one that sent this to me in a special way. Open supernatural doors in our lives
today. Save and set free! Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take
back everything that the Devil has stolen: Emotional Health, Physical Health,
Finances, Relationships, Children, Jobs, Homes, Marriages. I cancel every plot,
plan and scheme the enemy has devised against us in the MATCHLESS NAME OF
JESUS. And I declare: NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER. I speak LIFE
into every dead situation. And, I thank you that nothing is over until YOU say
it's over! I speak prophetically into our lives and to our situations:
Our households are blessed; Our
health is blessed; Our marriages are blessed; Our finances are blessed; Our
business are blessed; Our jobs are blessed; Our children are blessed; Our
grandchildren are blessed; Our parents are blessed; Our siblings are blessed; Our
ministries are blessed; and, Our decisions are blessed. Husbands are on the
way; Wives are on the way; Mortgages are paid and debts cancelled; Our hearts'
desires are on the way; according to YOUR perfect will and plan for our lives. IN
JESUS NAME! AMEN! Pray this prayer, then send it to EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. Within
hours countless people will have prayed for you, and you will have caused a
multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Please pass this prayer on
else...
Mr. Long: Just say you are not
interested/not available and I will drop the issue
Toin: I'll consider the issue
dropped
Mr. Long: Ok
I
wasn't shocked by the indecent proposal. What
shocked me was that between negotiating adultery, this guy sends one of them broadcast-this-message-or-you're-going-to-hell
messages that mentioned something about 'blessing marriages'. This our God is
very merciful. SMH slowly. I just jejely
used my delete button asap. Good
riddance.
Another
'uncle' who is married to a very close family friend has been getting all kinds
of inappropriate. He calls late at night until i stopped picking his calls and
tells me about his wife's faults. He says all sorts and i just want to slap him
unfortunately, i can't...at least not yet. Biko, carry your cross or lay your complaints
at the feet of Jesus or get a marriage counselor. Gbemisoke, customers people
are waiting for your service so please do quick with school.
In
an unrelated matter, the rate at which people ask me for money is not even
funny anymore. In about 2 weeks, 4 people have asked for about 250k each. Another
asked for 5million but i knew she was kidding but those 4 weren't! I don't know
what it is about me that give people the impression that i'm some kinda
Adenuga. Maybe they are seeing something i'm yet to see. I claim it though.
Dear
God (goes on knees)
From
the future billions i will have, just borrow me 500 million from it. Thank you
for answered prayers.
Your
daughter,
Toin
Quick question. I know trust is tres
important in every relationship. So if you meet someone new of same or opposite sex, zoned into
potential boyfriend, buddy or just friends, do you trust them immediately, like
innocent till proven guilty, do you test them or do you let them earn it over
time. I used to have trust issues and it seemed I was always looking for that moment
where I can say, “ah ah, well I was right not to trust you". So do you
think you should trust people until they give you a reason to stop or are they
supposed to earn it? Please let me know what you think.
Thanks
y’all.
Kisses
P.S:
I am still too traumatised by the killing of those Uniport guys. I didn't watch the video and i'll do everything i can to avoid the pictures as well. All i
know is we have monsters masquerading as humans.
