You know those dreams you have that are so silly and
don't make any sense? Yea, this wasn't one of them. This happened clear as day.
My Pals lol |
I dreamt I saw Beyonce & Jay Z. I know, right!!! *flips
braids* I'm actually not a huge fan of Bey for 1 simple reason. She's always in
my face. You know how you tend to lose interest in something when it's always
available yea? Exactly. Sometimes i wish she'd just let me miss her for a bit.
Her voice is tres powerful though. Anyway, Bey performed and I was there (get
it? i know i'm cheesy lol). It was powerful as usual but the usual mad crowd
was absent. Just cultured people like moi lol. So after the show, she sought me
out (sought me out people! Am I a bawse or what? Hehe) We had small talk as i
walked her to the car. I wondered why her body guards weren't around and why
she didn't bring her car. She mentioned Jay was picking her but he wasn't in d
car. I looked around, saw him 'pissing' urinating by the wall (Jay is
such a boy smh) Why do guys like urinating by walls anyway? So i told Bey I'd
see her later and walked off. When I got to where Jay was, he was hurriedly
trying to adjust but his fly was open. Wish I saw the equipment rocking Bey's
world but I didn't see anything. Er well :( I just walked on by and said
"fly's open" :D
So all dream interpreters, what does this mean? If you ask
me, I'd say it means Bey and i are going to be best friends forever. We'll
braid each other's hair (good luck to her on braiding my chicken scratch tho),
we'll go shopping, i'll make her try Boli and epa, we'll double
date and do so many other amazing stuff together but that's if you ask me.
I also think it means i'm going to be besties with Halle
Berry . You're confused because i dreamt about Bey right? I know, but i'm
dreaming celebs y'all. You know one, you know all. It doesn't work like that?
Oh, ok. I know Halle's a lot older but that isn't going to get in the way of
true friendship. Besides, age aint nothing but a number. Surely, you know that.
I know EricDane aka
McSteamy would fight to meet me. Simon Baker aka Patrick
Jane and Jesse
Williams too. (Hi Ryan Gosling!) I've been crushing on them for too long
i'm beginning to think it's real love. I know I'm going to be great, i just
need to meet Bey for real or one of these awesome people. :D. Maybe Obama is
who I'm going to see next *lovestruck* although Mo (bestie) seems to think I
already met her (she thinks she's greatness, vain fish)
My soon to be besties |
So
people, what do you say? Great or great?
Kisses
P.S:
This shout-out goes out to Dammi
for yet another Leibster award. Thanks sweets.
P.P.S:
IF you missed the give-away post, you can check it here.
It closes on the 4th of March.
Well once you, The Mentalist, and Dr Williams (he's still on Grey's, right?) get acquainted, hook a sista up. There's a meeting in my bedroom and those 2 need not be late for their appointment. #okbye
ReplyDeleteI also had a crush on Dr. Avery from grey's anatomy, not sure if i have stopped crushing. Lol at the equipment that rocks bey's world.
ReplyDeletelol this your mind eh, the way it works..smh :)
ReplyDeleteI see McDreamy all the time in my dreams too
ReplyDeleteSo you are not crazy...you loony thang
lol@ "i'll make her try Boli and epa" big dreams you have! pray they materialize for you o cos' that way, I will be known as the MIL to Bey's *as you put it* bestie. lol
ReplyDeleteLmao...you are a "case"...lool Amen to Avery though!
ReplyDeletelmsao
ReplyDeleteJosephine, dreamer girl, You awake yet?
love me some "Dr Avery" too
All I'll say is I'm glad you woke up.
ReplyDelete:p
You dis gal.........dream on and it shall come to pass. Bey will be lucky to have you as a friend sef....
ReplyDeletefinally! I get notifications for ur new posts.. (I thought I was following till and thought u just never posted until yesterday I started stalking lol) anyways! finally!
ReplyDeletelol keep the dreams on girl.. let it stay there hahah j/k
We pee on the wall to avoid back splash...
ReplyDeleteSince we are talking about men, that is all I will say.
Still crushing on Halle, I even named my PS after her. Play with her all day, if you ehmmm catch my drift. Or not
Lmsao....Toinlicious! This was a vewwwwy vewwwwwy great dream
ReplyDeleteU should go back to sleep. Try changing your sleeping position sha. Yeye!
ReplyDeleteChaiiiiiii this babe wee not kee sumborri wif laff.
ReplyDeleteLMHO. Your imagination is cray cray. I wonder what brought about the dream though.
ReplyDeleteThis your imagination sha, very funny the jump. Wouldn't mind meeting Jesse Williams though :)
ReplyDelete*smh @ Toin,LadyNgo,Atoskin and Luciano*
ReplyDeleteAll these women sha!!! You people shouldn't crush your bones o! As for me,i ain't crushing on no one!!! *nose growing longer* Oh well!
Peeing on the wall is almost as sweet as.....I really can't tell why,but heck,toilets don't measure up at all!
Toin you're too much! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLol...just the way I'm sure I'm getting married to C.Ronaldo. Keep dreaming; it's a good thing :)
ReplyDelete*sigh* What are we going to do about you huh? *smh*
ReplyDeleteKeep dreaming oh..... Best buds with bey and jay? What's that's sef? Looool!
Naughty girl!!
lolz! its gud to daydream.
ReplyDeleteBig dreamz....dream on babe..U gonna wake up with *bey holding boli to share wit U*!
ReplyDeleteYour dream is somefing else o. So funny. Shows your cheeky side:)
ReplyDeletelooool..afi boli
ReplyDeletewake up!...its time to wake up
Well, there's nothing wrong in dreams! Michael Jackson anyone? In his white robe singing billi jean... Facebook to change its look...
ReplyDeleteahahahahahah!!!! Creative and FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy all the laughs you send my way.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! just life long pals??? I thought money would be involved!
ReplyDeleteBlessings....
ReplyDeleteDreams are what keep you alive, your blood flowing, your creativity manifesting and most of all prevents you from sinking in despair when life gives you a good wallop in the ass.
peace.
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Lol!
ReplyDeletepass me what you were drinking before bedtime. highly potent lol
ReplyDeleteLOL, the dream means you needed a wee!
ReplyDeletehttp://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2013/03/memorable-quote.html
lool.... such a nutter... hope ur dinner wasnt jazzed.. :P
ReplyDeleteTOIN, QUICKLY DECIDE WHEN YOU SHALL KICK THE LIKES OF TATAFO N OTHERS OFF THE COMEDIENNE STAGE COS YOU SURE ARE FUNNY AND NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD( TWO THINGS YOU NEED IN THAT GAME. EVEN YOUR DREAMS TESTIFY TO THAT.....
ReplyDeleteVery FUNNY. Your post always crack me up.
ReplyDeleteMy interpretation of the dream is that you are really going to be famous for dreaming celeb dreams and that means forever being on a Johnson-level. Lol
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Well,well,well...go on with your bad self. Keep the dreams flowing*
ReplyDelete*shakes head, Yoda style*
ReplyDelete"The weed is strong with this one..."
Hahahahaha, Toin, this is hillarious o. It is these kind of dreams that my hubby classifies as 'malaria dreams' lol. Chei!!! So hillarious. SMH.
ReplyDeleteLmao, what kind of dream biko? JayZ pissing against the wall ke? Hilarity.
ReplyDeleteLadyNgo: Your bedroom right? Copy that lol
ReplyDeleteAtoskin: Girl, don't i know it. I think it's real love :D wait, you better not let Timekeeper catch you. I would have loved to see the equipment though *coversface
Jemima: I know right? The mind tires me too...not lol
Nutty J: Thank God! I knew there was a reason i loved you :D
Priscy: Amen my very sure MIL to be *wink*
Nikkisho: Amen Amen Amen to Avery! don't worry, i don't mind sharing lol
Lue: Wake? No way! Girl, i aint waking up from this dream until it happens
Mstizzle: What? Nooooo *goes back to sleep*
Sykik: Amen sister! She'll be lucky right? Right? You sure know how to make a girl's head swell though *preens*
Abi Tobi: Lol. Blogger better behave. Feel free to stalk your heart's content ;) and the dreams are def here to stay lol
SNM: @Pee on the wall, oh, okays. On your Halle crush #sigh. i'm intentionally refusing to catch that particular drift. Trying not to let my mind wander in the same direction as yours *side eyes*
Dayor: I thought so too hihihi
HoneyDame: Lol. Leme jor. You people don't want to believe me ba? Issokay
Tamie: *batts lashes*
Okeoghene: *shaking my head at myself* I wonder too because i didn't see any movie or music videos that night...
Myne: Lol@my imagination. Jesse? You too? Alright, i'll share with you too.
A-9ja-Great: You really should stop shaking your head. I see Pinocchio in the building lol. Smh at your pee story. I just don't get it...
Ms.Buki: *huge grin*
Feyi: Hi5 girl! I'm soo going to be at that wedding.
ReplyDeleteTomi: Maybe you can hug me tight and give me plenty kisses? *batts lashes* Toin and Boo/Bey and Jay. Cute innit? *grin*
Dobby: Right? Right? lol
Adenike: You're in the spirit already *hi5*
Adura: lol
Sugarsugar: *closes eyes tightly* Noooo! Not waking up yet jor
Olumide: Er, i agree dear. I think the MJ white robe was just you though
Cindy: All in a night's dream. Thanks boo
Eya: You're welcome ma'am :)
Lohi: Money would def be involved but we need to cultivate the friendship first :D Been a while...
Rhapsody: Oh yea. I love going over to yours too *hugs*
Trendy Sturvs: *wink*
Ginger: Nothing but sachet water o. Not even bottled sef
Mena: Hatuuurrrr! What if i had peed my bed though? Ah!
DOHK: Lol. I hope not but if it was, more jazz please
Da Injurer: Er, i don't know. Tatafo and others seem to be doing well...and i am def right in the head :p
Atary: Thanks sweetie
Strong self: I don't like you very much right now :p
Blogoratti: Thanks man *grin*
ManCee: Lmaoo and i have never touched that stuff. Imagine when i do..*getting ideas*
Atary: Thanks girl :)
Ivy: Aunty i promise you this wasn't no malaria dream. I haven't had it since last year o *covers face*
Original Mgbeke: Na so i dream am o lol. I should have known Jay Z will be such a boy smh
Lol...
ReplyDeleteKeep dreaming and keep living!
@Abiola: I will try ma'am :)
ReplyDeletehehehehehe Nawa oH! I see someboRRy was having Malaria Symptoms and in her mind she thought she was seeing Vision :( **Deep Sigh. It is well with you oh!
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