Happy new month everyone! So you all know my birthday is coming soon, yea? What? You didn't know? OMG! What
kinds of friends are you people? You just shattered my heart into a million
pieces *tries to glue heart back together and fails miserably* You just killed
me you know.
Alter
Ego: Girl, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Me:
*Pinches self to reality* Alright fine, so my birthday is on the 16th of this
month, same with my twinny
Didi (#ProudlyTeamLeo) I forgive y'all but try not
to forget again okay? *wink*
So
i decided to make things real easy for you all who might be having difficulty
thinking up gifts. Yea, i'm nice like that.
I
found these adorable shoes on A4dables so i sent them to Mo (bestie) and she
stopped talking to me so i poked her on Facebook lol. Then she sent this:
Mo: The next time you
do something as silly as poke me on fb, imma hunt you down in your sleep! Meanwhile, I saw your mail and I refused to acknowledge
because you referred to a 25k shoe as affordable.
I mean, what is wrong with her? What sorta
cheapskate is she turning into? Thanks to
9ja's Great and his Camaro runs, I'm hoping a friend would buy me a car as a
birthday present in this life-time, preferably before i hit 35. Does this mean
i need to change my friends? Who can hook me up with them PSquare or Wizkid
please? #ikid
. Anyway, those shoes are my numero uno on the list of birthday
gifts (tongue in cheek)
It's not
too early to send the gifts in because i'm already receiving gifts. Mo gave me a pair of adorable shoes. I love them! She tries so hard to pretend she
doesn't love me and she fails terribly every time lol. So Mo, I'm kissing you
when next we see hehehe (stap ew-ing jor, i'm a great kisser ask erm cough erm never mind)
Bless Ms Sting for pointing out
NaijaHusband's blog. That man and his wife (NaijaWife) are hilarious. They are very generous too especially NaijaWife. Or how else
can you describe someone you barely know offering to give you her husband's
ipad mini as a birthday present? She is the absolute best #Washing. Please say thank you to that good good woman.
On to my gifts. I
love books. I never say NO to books so you can keep them coming. I read almost anything, yea, Americanah, There was a Country etc. I have a thing for perfumes too, i mean, who doesn't? I'm currently craving
Clinique's Happy, almost as much as
CK's Crave. I got
CK's Contradiction and lets just say never again. If you intend to remain friends
with me, skip it when you see it on the shelf ok? Thanks boo.
I want this lovely blazer. I know i'm low maintenance (this should be a whole bundle of wife material, no?)
If your spirit leads, I'm not going to say no to a phone. I really want the Samsung Galaxy S4 and it's on Konga.com too :D You
know what, just because i care and i don't want you to stress yourself, let me just drop my favourite sites on here so you can go crazy with your
credit cards. Muah....oh, and it's honestly not too early to send gifts. Happy shopping ;)
In
a totally unrelated matter, who has heard anything
about Thuraya? Yea, the phone. It was the most amazing thing in early 2000s. I
was gisting with Mo and it came up. I wonder what became of them.
P.S:
Please who has seen Tizzle?
Kisses.
I'll be back
