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Happy new month everyone! So you all know my birthday is coming soon, yea? What? You didn't know? OMG! What kinds of friends are you people? You just shattered my heart into a million pieces *tries to glue heart back together and fails miserably* You just killed me you know.

Alter Ego: Girl, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Me: *Pinches self to reality* Alright fine, so my birthday is on the 16th of this month, same with my twinny Didi (#ProudlyTeamLeo) I forgive y'all but try not to forget again okay? *wink*

So i decided to make things real easy for you all who might be having difficulty thinking up gifts. Yea, i'm nice like that.

Cute huh?

I found these adorable shoes on A4dables so i sent them to Mo (bestie) and she stopped talking to me so i poked her on Facebook lol. Then she sent this:

Mo: The next time you do something as silly as poke me on fb, imma hunt you down in your sleep! Meanwhile, I saw your mail and I refused to acknowledge because you referred to a 25k shoe as affordable.

I mean, what is wrong with her? What sorta cheapskate is she turning into? Thanks to 9ja's Great and his Camaro runs, I'm hoping a friend would buy me a car as a birthday present in this life-time, preferably before i hit 35. Does this mean i need to change my friends? Who can hook me up with them PSquare or Wizkid please? #ikid. Anyway, those shoes are my numero uno on the list of birthday gifts (tongue in cheek)

It's not too early to send the gifts in because i'm already receiving gifts. Mo gave me a pair of adorable shoes. I love them! She tries so hard to pretend she doesn't love me and she fails terribly every time lol. So Mo, I'm kissing you when next we see hehehe (stap ew-ing jor, i'm a great kisser ask erm cough erm never mind)

Bless Ms Sting for pointing out NaijaHusband's blog. That man and his wife (NaijaWife) are hilarious. They are very generous too especially NaijaWife. Or how else can you describe someone you barely know offering to give you her husband's ipad mini as a birthday present? She is the absolute best #Washing. Please say thank you to that good good woman.

On to my gifts. I love books. I never say NO to books so you can keep them coming. I read almost anything, yea, Americanah, There was a Country etc. I have a thing for perfumes too, i mean, who doesn't? I'm currently craving Clinique's Happy, almost as much as CK's Crave. I got CK's Contradiction and lets just say never again. If you intend to remain friends with me, skip it when you see it on the shelf ok? Thanks boo.

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I want this lovely blazer. I know i'm low maintenance (this should be a whole bundle of wife material, no?)

If your spirit leads, I'm not going to say no to a phone. I really want the Samsung Galaxy S4 and it's on Konga.com too :D You know what, just because i care and i don't want you to stress yourself, let me just drop my favourite sites on here so you can go crazy with your credit cards. Muah....oh, and it's honestly not too early to send gifts. Happy shopping ;)

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In a totally unrelated matter, who has heard anything about Thuraya? Yea, the phone. It was the most amazing thing in early 2000s. I was gisting with Mo and it came up. I wonder what became of them.

P.S: Please who has seen Tizzle?

Kisses. I'll be back

SHIT BUSINESS

No, this post has nothing to do with Sisi Yemi’s Shit episode or the Baba Suwe saga. This post is about my bestie, Mo. The crazy one whose crazy is rubbing off on me? Yea, that one. She’s probably going to kill me for posting this. (Mo pls don’t kee me yet. Maybe after we get back from Abu Dhabi #wink) By the way, she got her very own BBM proposal so I might be a chief bride’s maid soon. Here it is:

Guy: Where did you live now, Lagos or Abuja?.am completing my Master in may2012..i want a lucky woman in my life,someone mature just like you...wish to marry you..these might sound dirty to you..but no,am taking from my heart..we knew each other long time from primary school...we could plan to marry these year. (I did not edit nada..straight copy and paste)

Me: Mo, I think he is truly “The One” *straight face*

I was having a conversation with Mo on Friday. She pinged to ask who was on my BlackBerry display picture.

Mo: Who's d sexy geh?
Toin: Me na. I'm segsy o
Mo: Seriously that's u? Wow!
Toin: If I slap u. Lol
Toin: I'm so haute. Ok, give my pin only to politicians preferably senators
Mo: Big tiff. Ole
Toin: I need someone to fund my Abu Dhabi trip na
Mo: Abeg go to Abeokuta. Have u ever seen olumo rock b4? Or been to Gurara falls?
Toin: Naa, I no fit climb
Mo: There's an elevator to d top of d rock. Just saying, in case I get u a local government chairman
Toin: Lol. But I hear they have money too o
Mo: Or maybe I can get u a kind hearted civil servant like myself. We don't have money but we've got conscience
Toin: Hmn. Money is gud sha but if he *cough* is well developed unlike my 20yr old baby den it’s cool
Mo: Lol. Who told you that lil boy's phallus ain’t developed? He can impregnate u o
Toin: You're such a baddie. Phallus ke? that's a very very bad visual. But Adam's can't be sef. He's still growing. He probably still has milk teeth sef. I shant be a cougar
Mo: You are not serious kan kan. By the way, I'm choppin d life of my head. Taking cold Garri wit Groundnut &milk &lots &lots of sugar wit Suya.
Toin: You are enjoying o. That’s going to be serious shit-fest. But it would be sooo worth it
Mo: Today is Friday and I’m not going anywhere tomorrow so I can shit all I want.

And we talked about other stuff. Fast forward to Saturday, Mo pings me several times.

Mo: Toin!!! U be winch walahi. I just dey shit watery shit since morning ni.
Toin: No worry. Dat food ensemble is worth every single drop of watery shit
Mo: I'm weak o. Just in case anything happens to me, I think I have like 10k in my FCMB acct and about 1k in my GTB account. Don't allow the banks commandeer my money o
Toin: Lmao. Just drink water so you don’t get dehydrated.
Mo: Make sure I wear a very hot dress to heaven
Toin: Silly fish
Mo: Wit a banging hairstyle. Banke meshida should do d make up. Designer lomo from head to toe
Toin: Make-up ke? I will be too busy crying sef. You are not dying till we see Abu Dhabi jor. Nonsense geh
Mo: I don talk my own o. Dis shit na like pure water. It just dey drip and d annoying part is that I haven't even lost weight sef
Toin: lwkmd. Der has 2b some benefits to d drippinizing shit truly o. A few pounds at least.

She learnt her lesson right? Er, not quite. Later in the evening, I buzzed her:

Toin: Hey, hws shittarazzi going?
Mo: Shittarazzi is on hold 4now but i just finished eating vegetable tho (covering-face smiley)
Toin: O tun je veggies? (You're still eating veggies?)
Mo: I couldn't resist it. I know ojukokoro won't kill me. They just made it & d aroma was just disturbing my nose. Don't worry I won't go to church 2moro so that I don't disgrace myself

Shaking My Head (horizontally of course a la HoneyDame)

My blog was one last month and I totally forgot. Bad bad Toin but in my defense, I always thought I started blogging in April (not a good enough defense I know) so happy one year blogoversary to me and my blog. *popping something*

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97 followers and dare I say friends... some I’ve connected with offline and I’m loving it all. *raising a glass of berryblast* To many more blogging years and friendship.

Any idea how to celebrate? i'm open to nice suggestions so please hit me. Maybe some Ajayi-bembem-street-type parry lol.

And my friend apologised so yay! The world is at peace again :)

P.S: Thanks everyone for your comments on my last post. Y’all are amazeballs *muah*