Monday 5 August 2013

JUST BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU

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Happy new month everyone! So you all know my birthday is coming soon, yea? What? You didn't know? OMG! What kinds of friends are you people? You just shattered my heart into a million pieces *tries to glue heart back together and fails miserably* You just killed me you know.

Alter Ego: Girl, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Me: *Pinches self to reality* Alright fine, so my birthday is on the 16th of this month, same with my twinny Didi (#ProudlyTeamLeo) I forgive y'all but try not to forget again okay? *wink*
So i decided to make things real easy for you all who might be having difficulty thinking up gifts. Yea, i'm nice like that.
Cute huh?
I found these adorable shoes on A4dables so i sent them to Mo (bestie) and she stopped talking to me so i poked her on Facebook lol. Then she sent this:
Mo: The next time you do something as silly as poke me on fb, imma hunt you down in your sleep! Meanwhile, I saw your mail and I refused to acknowledge because you referred to a 25k shoe as affordable.

I mean, what is wrong with her? What sorta cheapskate is she turning into? Thanks to 9ja's Great and his Camaro runs, I'm hoping a friend would buy me a car as a birthday present in this life-time, preferably before i hit 35. Does this mean i need to change my friends? Who can hook me up with them PSquare or Wizkid please? #ikid. Anyway, those shoes are my numero uno on the list of birthday gifts (tongue in cheek)

It's not too early to send the gifts in because i'm already receiving gifts. Mo gave me a pair of adorable shoes. I love them! She tries so hard to pretend she doesn't love me and she fails terribly every time lol. So Mo, I'm kissing you when next we see hehehe (stap ew-ing jor, i'm a great kisser ask erm cough erm never mind)

Bless Ms Sting for pointing out NaijaHusband's blog. That man and his wife (NaijaWife) are hilarious. They are very generous too especially NaijaWife. Or how else can you describe someone you barely know offering to give you her husband's ipad mini as a birthday present? She is the absolute best #Washing. Please say thank you to that good good woman.

On to my gifts. I love books. I never say NO to books so you can keep them coming. I read almost anything, yea, Americanah, There was a Country etc. I have a thing for perfumes too, i mean, who doesn't? I'm currently craving Clinique's Happy, almost as much as CK's Crave. I got CK's Contradiction and lets just say never again. If you intend to remain friends with me, skip it when you see it on the shelf ok? Thanks boo.
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I want this lovely blazer. I know i'm low maintenance (this should be a whole bundle of wife material, no?)

If your spirit leads, I'm not going to say no to a phone. I really want the Samsung Galaxy S4 and it's on Konga.com too :D You know what, just because i care and i don't want you to stress yourself, let me just drop my favourite sites on here so you can go crazy with your credit cards. Muah....oh, and it's honestly not too early to send gifts. Happy shopping ;)
In a totally unrelated matter, who has heard anything about Thuraya? Yea, the phone. It was the most amazing thing in early 2000s. I was gisting with Mo and it came up. I wonder what became of them.

P.S: Please who has seen Tizzle?
Kisses. I'll be back

33 comments:

  1. *Coughs* I think i'd stick with mo babes.........With 25k , i could get Four Good pairs of Shoes. Happy Birthday in Advance :)

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  2. If someone sends that lovely blazer to you, kindly forward it to me *am also your twiny*

    Happy birthday in ADVANCE dear......

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  3. Tomisin Ajiboye5 August 2013 at 16:17

    Girlie, you are so random. And talk of the gift, you can have my mum's 16th century pair of shoe. They are still cute and affordable. I inherited it and it would be sweet to hand over to you moi dearest friend.

    Ciao

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  4. lol... I like your birthday gift list.

    I'm send you the best gift I can afford on the 16th. MORAL SUPPORT

    Have a happy birthday in advance sweets

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  5. Happy birthday in advance. May this month bring you many blessings.

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  6. Ehm, Toin....this birthday gift list is not complete nau.....you didn't state your preferred car brand.....


    Happy baiday in advance

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  8. lol! happy birthday in advance

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  9. Congratulations to us, amiga!!!! :D! come, let me take you on a tour in Shoprite for your birthday! LMMMAOOO. Naija wife offered you her husband's ipad?! #dead#

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  10. If its any consolation to you, i already knew your bday was Aug 16th lol.

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  11. Happy buffday, sweerie:)


    Naijalines xx

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  12. All I can say is happy birthday in advance...it is well with this your list

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  13. *singing Gabrielle

    Dreams can come true
    Look at me babe I'm with you
    You know you gotta have hope
    You know you gotta be strong

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  14. Happy birthday in advance dear!May God grant all your heart desires and your wish list :-)

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  15. Oh I love the blazer,please send it to me after your Birthday mine is Dec,and the Samsung too.
    I shall assist with prayers with your friend,since your sisters have been exempted,I have automatically become one.
    Plus Happy. Birthday in Advance,and don't forget the Venue too,we love you

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  16. With 25k, I can get 5 affordable shoes, lol. I hope you get all the gifts you are looking for.

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  17. Looool!

    Happy Birthday in Advance.

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  18. that shoe is 25k? why?????
    I can get you the "Aba made". No? Don't say I didn't offer o
    Happy birthday in advance dear

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  19. Happy birthday in advance Toinlicious. I will give you a set of white China plates. Yes i love you that much!

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  20. I'd gladly mail you my Blackberry Loves-to-hang-90%-of-the-time Torch

    You'd love that, wouldn't you?

    Happy birthday in advance.

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  21. LOL... Toin! na wa for this your list o. ok, no worry you hear? will get you a beautiful Kumasi made shoe... more prettier than the one you asking for sef. hehe

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  22. Craze geh. I will send you the most recent Thurayah smart phone. Hope you like?

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  23. Lol at your wish list...u are too funny. When you get hooked up with P Square invite me oooo so I can come shake to E No easy e....tune!

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  24. Happy Birthday in Advance dear...

    I like your list, very interesting list. Although you didn't mention this in your list but I'm willing to give you some flesh so you can rock some b** on your birthday.... loooool *dodges shoes*

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  25. Toin...Toin...I like your taste jare.

    Happy birthday in advance, may the coming year be the best so far and may all your dreams come true..

    See, my prayers are worth more than everything on ur wishlist..but just in case you get more than one pair of those flats and blazer...shoe size is 6, dress size is 10...bufday coming up in December...*wink*

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  26. OMG!!! Toin, you are Chets' birthday mate!!! I knew it....something too special about you *Oi, Honeydame, stay away from this comment!

    Happy birthday in advance, sweetkins.

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  27. :)Happy birthday in advance may you get everything on list. Those shoes are adorable!

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  28. Hehehehehehehe, Toin. Happy birthday in advance. This your list is quite interesting. I pray you get them all o. Well done.

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  29. Bluuuuuuushing at the shoutout. May God bless you, your blog and grant you the Samsung Galaxy S4 of your dreams. Receive it by FIRE!!!

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  30. awww happy birthday hun...
    Many more happy years in good health and wealth....

    muah.xxx

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  31. The shoe is on me. Send me your postal address. You know I am a rich guy. :-(

    Happy birthday as I buy you the shoe.

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  32. uhhhh that blazer is the shiznizz i want it as well... lol if you get two, ask for my address ;) :p

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