Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Sneaking In



Let me tell you how I know the world is coming to an end. The Ibadan House of Horror, that's how. My mind is still trying to conceive the kind of inhumane treatment meted out to random abducted people going about their business. To think people are capable of treating fellow humans like so is horrifying. Starving them for weeks and months *shudder* You can read about it here and here.
So I was watching Cheaters TV show 2 nights ago and there was a 31years old lady who suspected her man had been stepping around. She investigated and guess who he was getting it on and doing the nasty with? Her aunt! Her elderly can't-walk-properly aunt people! Like warrahell??! That's just wrong on all levels. When mama aunt was busted she said she was doing what her niece should have been doing. Like seriously? She had the impudence to be singing "it's my business" in front of the darn cameras. When she was asked why she did that to her niece, she said it was no big deal. Absolutely no shame. I'm just done with dark and twisted people. At least the guy looked like he was caught taking a dump in a pot of stew.‎

*sweeping away the gloom*

How have you all been? Let's just pretend I wasn't away for the longest time and carry on like I don't owe you an apology. *stares at feet*

Did it work? No? Alright, alright.
Je suis vraiment desole = I'm really sorry.

You all forgive me, right? Right. Thank you so much. I know you take me as I am with all my curves and all my edges. All my perfect imperfections :D

So I'm back and a lot has happened. Nope, I didn't have a baby nor did I get married. I didn't take over the world either. (Still working in that one lol) More like a car accident, more indecent proposals, new challenges, etc. I would  have given details but this post would be unnecessarily long. Most importantly, I'm winning.

Somebody wants to put me in trouble though. In this rainy season no less. The devil is a liar and I'm fleeing from temptation. This battle has been won sef so the devil can please swerve.

I'm currently reading the Famished Road by Ben Okri and it is quite interesting in a weird way. Maybe I will do a review.

HD, SNM and Coy are my nemesis. I don't know how these people can make me laugh and want to pull out my hair out of their roots at the same time but they do it. Day in, day out.

Tizzle my nizzle (ok, that sounded much better in my head) you are a blessing *kisses*
Atilola, Sykik, Atoskin, you know I love you right? You too Naija wife. Aya rere loode Naija Husband. Thanks so much guys for checking up on me.

Y'all should head on over to Bimpiziel Arena. She's fresh and raw. Unedited literally. Plus she washed me clean here so yea, ilike.
P.S: How's my new blog look? You like?

I'll be back. *kisses*

60 comments:

  1. Your new blog look is like garri soaked in water and swollen...lol

    So you almost got in trouble during heavy rainfall? Oloun yo e...in case u neva know, na that time people dey get belle! (I should know from experiences!) How now? Welcome from blogosphere truancy...

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    1. Lmaooo I'm fine sir. "Garri soaked in water and swollen" is supposed to be good right?

      Ah ah, it was during rainfall that your babies were conceived. Gen gen correct

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  2. I Love your new Layout,
    Welcome back i missed you.....I pray the Devil stay Swerved and You'll keep Blogging *winks*
    The Beautiful Eagle's Blog

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    1. Thanks dear. Missed you all too. The devil has to stay swerved o and i'll work on blogging more. See, replying asap already = progress *wink*

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  3. Car accident?! Pls o!

    I prefer the new blog look
    Brighter and better :)

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    1. I'm thankful to God. I'm liking the brighter look too

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  4. "Taking a dump in a pot of stew"? Toin I'm ashamed of you. This kind raining season trouble, you know I'd give you the platform to explain yourself.

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    1. Lmaoooooo. Blame the people i've been rolling with lately :D

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  5. Welcome baaaaaaaaaack! Car accident though? What?!

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    1. Thankssss boo! Yea, sorta accident. I'm fine though

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  6. We're def seeing in camera.I wanna hear more of that indecent proposal and the accident.I'm glad you're fine tho.

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  7. me i want to hear about the indecent proposals :D
    New blog look is nice but the old one was so "you".
    Car accident? we thank God for life

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    1. Nikki, i', sure you want to know about the proposal but things keep unfolding so lets see how it goes and i just might bring you the whole story :D

      I actually got bored with the old look. I kinda miss it though :)

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  8. Eh eh, car accident? Thank God for life. (hugs). Toin and the dramas in her life... Which one is indecent proposal? Yarn us tori joor

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    1. *accepts hugs* Lerrus keep our fingers crossed. I'm trying my best to run from drama this year o

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  9. Welcome back or should you be welcoming me back, lol, dont know who's been away longer ha ha ha
    That guy shaking his head in the picture eish he's too funny.
    Feel terrible...coz I've been away so long I cant seem to recall what your old blog looked like...forgive me ooo :D

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    1. Welcome back too! I love the Kanye gif too.

      Hmn, so you don't remember what my old blog looked like huh? Is this pregnancy brain or for reals? Cos I'm already thinking of ways to delete you from my blogworld.. (i kid) but ouch! How can you not remember?

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  10. Finally....welcome back. Just dropped a comment on Sykik's for you yesterday, let's pretend thats what brought you back...lol...and you're forgiven too.

    How have you been?

    Loving the new look but please don't run away again o.

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    1. Thanks so much Biola and yea, i saw the comment on Sykik. Even Sykik had come here a few times to ginger me. *sigh* Thanks for forgiving me and I'll try my bestest not to run away again *kisses*

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  11. Sugar we missed you!!! I missed you. ..and your blog looks good

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  12. Welcome back and yes, I like the new layout.
    Car accident? GOD be praised for your safety.
    Indecent proposal? *am all ears o!*..ehehe.

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    1. Thank's ma'am. I'm growing to love it too. About this proposal en, let us see sha

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  13. You are not forgiven o. Well, if you give us all the gist, we might consider forgiving you. Keyword is 'consider'

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    1. Atilola o. I will see what i can do ma'am :D

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  14. Hian! Perfect imperfections....just imperfections, you imp! Welcome back beebee. Rainy trouble? O wa suspect gaan. Love the new layout. Car accident ke...k' Olorun ma sho wa o.

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    1. lmaooo Perfect imperfections jor. Cherrcoco my darling. I know you lorrr me *wink*

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  15. welcome back oh...rain wan cause katakata, thank God you overcame the temptation oh

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  16. Welcome back Toin! Love the layout.. Please we want to hear about the indecent proposals! :-D

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    1. Thanks a lot Ayo (feels weird to call you that) This proposal is gaining ground o

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  17. I had to double check the URL when i saw your new layout. I think Afronuts description of it is apt. You have come again with this your half gists abi? Repent for the kingdom of God is near!

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    1. Loool. I gor bored with the old layout. I figured i should give it a make-over. As per half gist, hmn lerrus see how things eventually unfold before i gist you people

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  18. See eh, Toin, you come and give us half half gist. And then accuse people and then disappear. Please we need to confirm that you are neither expecting or recently delivered.
    And I clicked one of the links and refrained from clicking the rest. I am annoyed enough already.

    Welcome back

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    1. Thanks man. And this is not half gist na. Ok, maybe it is. Either way, lets all keep our fingers crossed. As for the baby, i'm kinda sorta working on it lool.

      That house of horror is just crazy. To think i just saw an update about "forensic experts" combing the area 3weeks after it was discovered just pisses me more

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  19. *blows air* and sighs so u don eventually get time for blogging again bah?anyway thanks for the mention*kisses*. But seriously bring the rest of the gist on that indecent proposal sogbo>>>>NOtime to dey hang ooo ,then this your blog is cute and simple.

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    1. Thanks jere and just don't let me catch you :p

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  20. Smh.....you just get some kindda high with half gist ba? Na your way.
    that ibadan house of horror dikwa serious o...do you have any idea how many more of such have been uncovered since then. Jesus needs to come...seriously!
    What is tempting you?

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    1. Sigh. You people act like i don't give you full gists. You want me to be opening my yansh on blogville abi? Issokay.

      That Ibadan ish has made me paranoid o. I keep look ing at everyone suspicously

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  21. Lovely new layout and very bright. That house of horror and the fake mad man, shivers!

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    1. Thanks Myne. When is your book launching?

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  22. Glad you are back and hope you are all right from your accident!

    I used to be addicted to the craziness that is Cheaters.

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    1. Thanks babe. I won't say i'm addicted though. I just watch from time to time

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  23. The only way to overcome temptation is to fall for it. hehehehehehehe

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    1. Hei God. Did i offend you before now??? You are just a naughty naughty child and thanks but no thanks loool

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  24. welcome back..... accident ke...abeg oh..please take care of that bum-bum for us oh..lol..seriously God is your refuge and tower. No evil is permitted to come near you. Stay safe my darling

    what temptation are you running away from in this raining season * bbm straight face*

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    1. Amen!!!!! Thanks boo boo. NA so we see the accident o. God is faithful sha. And i'm of course taking care of the bumbum *shakes ikebe*

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  25. Lovely blog layout. Pele on the challenges you've been facing!!
    Enjoy your weekend!!

    http://kazinidaily.com/

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  26. Hope u are fully recovered...lol and yes the world just might be...
    Wanna follow eachother? Let me know


    Www.mystyleorgy.blogspot.com

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    1. I am recovered. Thanks a lot and yea, i'm following you now :)

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  27. Mehn cheaters just shows how crazy the world is, its insane. Also your blog layout is nice :).


    www.Infashionrehab.com

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    1. Thanks girl. Just overdosed a little on your blog :D I loveet

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  28. hope the indecent proposal has gained enuff ground...cos we wanna hear it all.

    that ibadan house of horror was just too shocking..true!

    yes to the new layout..love it.

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    1. and you replied comments!! *singing*-things are getting better*

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  29. Lmao. I can see John Legend has done to you what he's been doing to me.
    So many things made me laugh. Pointing them out will amount to a biology note-ish comment. You are really something.
    Biko lemme ask since everybody comes here. Where is Hazel (21st century mum)? Things aren't quite the same with her MIA.

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  30. Blessings.....
    My heart bleeds for those girls.
    Everyday I prayer hoping they would be left untouched in anyway.
    Lord have Mercy on their souls and protect their minds and body.
    Peace my friend.
    have a splendid week

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Hit me nicely