Wednesday, 24 December 2014

RANDOMLY RANDOM :D


So so fine, isn't he?
 Lets just random, shall we? Good.

Demola Adedoyin (Aderopo in the October 1 movie) has chased John Dumelo out of my heart. I am in total, absolute and complete lust *swoons*

Sisiyemmie, Erniesha and all you married peeps, please honest question. Does the D get boring after a while? Like, you'll be looking at it and would not want to hop on it? I'm asking for a friend's friend please. Thanks.

Those of you with BBM, have you ever purchased those animated BB stickers? BBM stays advertising, and it annoys me because I'll NEVER buy and I don't know anyone who has either.

So once upon a time, there was a boy who made me some delish spaghetti. He was named Pasta but he wasn't all about pasta alone. Veggies, porridge, yummy beans; this boy could throw down in the kitchen. See en, there's just something about a man owning your kitchen and cooking in it. You try to help and they oh so gently remove your hands and tell you to just watch and enjoy *fluttering lashes* I know my yams were pounded a while back and spaghetti has now been cooked. And in the voice of Original Mgbeke, that's all she said.

In trying to sound like a wise person, I have one advice for you: Trying to fit a round peg into a square hole is really a futile effort. If it doesn't fit, don't force it. *tweaks wisdom hat and adjusts glasses*

So I got a UK size 6 dress and I'm sad because it fits. I thought I was a size 8 but apparently, the image of myself in my head is somewhat distorted. Help! I don't want to disappear! I intend to do some damage this Xmas though. Size 12 coming soon (Please don't rain on my parade, teinks)

I'm loving the Igbo Language. I used to think Igbo was such a "struggle" Language to learn, but for some reason, I'm loving it. Maybe I'll end up with an Igbo boo *shines teeth*  I've learned a lot lately. Bikonu send your fine brothers, cousins, uncles or even fathers this way hehe. Coy'm, My sweet step daughter or sister in-law to be (feel free to choose), I see you. All these my Igbo cannot waste.

Another advice: Don't be so focused on your bucket list that you forget to enjoy the here and now. Enjoy the being. Not everything on your list is supposed to be checked off. *removes glasses and cleans it*
This is a subliminal message by our sponsors *evil grin*
So I finally opened an Instagram account here Yay me! Sting aka Nigerian Scorpio said my IG account is ojoro.  lmaoo I wanted to see what y'all look like na and yes, it is ojoro. Bite me lmaooo. Duru has been on my case to put up pictures too so maybe I will give you something asides the side of my face soon. ;) #FingersCrossed.

I'm sorry for being away for so long. God knows my life has not been truly mine lately. Thanks for the mails, direct messages and checkups. Love you guys. You have no idea how amazing it feels to be missed. Priceless I tell you.

I'm so thankful for the new friends I made and the old ones that still put up with my crazy, I love you guys. I know it's the season for giving but I'm too lazy swamped to think of a proper giveaway, so I thought the first 10 people to comment on this post will get a 500 recharge voucher. Please drop your email with your comments. A proper giveaway will be postponed till next year. Thanks lovelies.

Here's wishing you the most amazeballs Christmas. Kisses
I'll be back

61 comments:

  1. Asking for a friend indeed..Young woman.. Who have you been listening to o!!!!!! *insert evil gran mother clapping*

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    1. Erm *scratches head* but ..but *stares at feet*

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  2. Free recharge card. See me here oooooooo!

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  3. Lol. To the main gist. Demola is too deep abeg. Dude talks and acts like he can't be playful. (Doesn't mean I don't want to try his jacket on).

    Ask for me too.

    I know someone who paid for it. He's a one kain person so... BBM don tire to wait for me, I got some free stickers with my last update. lol


    Opposite. I tot I was a size 8. I'm a 10. sigh

    Igbo is a lovely language. I know some foine Igbo boys. Make I send them your pin?

    Now I really love you. You used amazeballs.

    Kisses.

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    1. Jyte: Demola is truly very deep. We'll have to figure out ways to make babies without getting too deep, no pun intended lool and as for those Igbo boys, do you even have to ask en?

      Walter: See you o, claiming my love and errythang

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  4. Yay! See free card o
    Ok na.
    okorofrances@gmail.com

    Your mind and randomness sha. Hehe

    Merry Christmas!

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  5. Okay, this is extremely random...those bbm stickers are just a waste of idea if you ask me...do people actually use them?

    So on the weight issue...I'm nearing a size 6, and to say i am devastated almost traumatized sef is putting it lightly. So i shall show the Christmas chicken no mercy!

    Speaking of igbo language, there was a time i used to speak it in my head...no I'm not ibo, no i don't know how to speak...no I'm not weird -_-

    Patiently awaiting your unveiling on IG Toin...have a fantabulousamazing Christmas celebration dear!

    abypurpleheart@gmail.com

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    1. Oh girl. you are weird. I like weird though so no judgement here :D

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  6. See me see free recharge card.

    True true that your IG acant na ojoro, dey show us size face.


    Enjoy the holiday

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    1. Lool, i will show it eventually jare. Don't mind me

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  7. Boring... no. It goes up and down. Sometimes you're bored though or just uninterested. And other times it's like I-NEED-THIS-EVERY-DAY-IN-MY-LIFE-DAMMIT!!!

    Do that answer your question? :D

    Berry Dakara Blog

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    1. Never boring? Yass! Thanks for indulging :D

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  8. Oya Toin, I go soon follow you for instagram. Make sure ya be following back, you hear? As for all we Igbo bois you want to be sent ya way... Ahem. Diaris God oo.

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    1. Lool Yes sir! But come sef, shebi you're igbo? Please make yourself useful and don't be a weiste! Send your cousins, brothers, dads.... *flees*

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  9. Looool. Only Toin shows up and gives us 3 months gist in one post.

    Please send me some of dem guys that cook for you na. Pounded yam, then pasta....what's next? Lol

    Compliments of the season. Trust you are doing real good. Cheers


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    1. Lool oh, i could totally send them your way :D

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  10. And she's back. :) After everything, I do hope you're good and happy.
    Hmmn, as for the wisdom you just keep distributing...hehe, in your mind abi. *seizes glasses*

    Wishing you the best this year has left. Much love dear!

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    1. I'm a very aged sombody *adjusts wisdom hat and chases you with my walking stick*

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  11. Awwwgghh mehn.. i am 11th, talk about hard luck... mcheeww.. inshort i haf vex. **wears straight face.

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    1. In other news, about question 1, Ehm Egbon, that is Jamb question oooo, inshort i am Hexsperring the responses.. **Sips Nescafe.. @Marrying igbo, Prrrraaaiiissseee tha lawd somebory, Toin Alsina has finally seen the light, cause na Igbo men sure pass **Tongue out. Please you people should beg Toin to put up picshur on Instagram ooo aha, what happin nah, nearly 2 months and na only corner piece we dey see.. **crying in french. Shey Toin, i will still win airtime as first last to arrive nah?!

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    2. Caaaaam dan jor. All in good time :)

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  12. I'm loving the wise words hehehe. Merry Christmas to you and a happy new year. As for the d, what Berry said.

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  13. Merry Christmas Toin Toin. Have A wonderful one. And yes the Bobo is foineeeee!

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    1. Demola try ba? I know! He is def bae until further notice

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  14. .... And toin is back.
    .... And she makes it difficult to resist laughing at her posts
    ..... Err I'm single too o... House!
    Welcome back darling... Happy holidays!!! Muah!

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    1. Girl, we should form a singles club. Whatchu think?

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  15. So women get tired of the D?! Mr.D?! Damnit!!! Which kain life be dis?! I know some fine igbo guys,but no need.

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    1. Lmaoooo i didn't think it was possible too o but you know...we learn everyday

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  16. Merry Christmas to you, Toin.
    I enjoyed the random.

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  17. Nah @ Demola. Walks one kind.Borind D? Yet to experience boredom. I have never bought and will never buy the stickers, when Blackberry is ready they will give foc it.Thankful for you and counting you as one of my "newbies". Merry Christmas darling. xoxoxxo

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    1. You don't think Demola is cute??? Is that because you're married though?

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  18. What is the meaning of D? I am not really sure you want to be a size 12

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    1. D means phallus "D aka the reproductive organ of males

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  19. Toin! SMH. You are getting meals prepared for you, learning a new language and now asking about the D for your friend. It's not only ur IG that is ojoro. Come and talk true now.

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    1. Lmaoooo but erm, these are all randoms that may or may not be related o

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  20. hahhaaa...hilarious much. friend of a friend;
    www.deemako.com

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  21. And Toin is back!!! I hope...she might go into stealth mode again. Glad to read from you again girlie o. Don't mind bbm o, after paying monthly subscription, I'll come and buy stickers again?! Mbanu...I'll rather drive to the person's house and show the emotion myself.
    I hope your life truly becomes yours in 2015, much love.

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    1. Yea baby and nope, not going stealth (i hope) I like how you called me "girlie o" lool. I like that song. Thanks for the kind wishes love

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  22. Loool! Come back and explain those wise words!!!

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    1. Loool, well erm, I think you have a pretty good idea kind sir *innocent look*

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  23. Motigbo, asking for a friend ko, asking for a sister ni. Somebody pound yam, another is cooking pasta, issokay, I dey wait.

    Compliments of the season babe

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    1. But you have not answered the kweshun na...

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  24. My darling is kinda back okay...i have missed you..ehn wish friend are you asking for..you know that that line is old abi? isokay. but we still love you *wink wink*

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    1. Chantel sweetie, you know i love you too *wink*

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  25. LOL. Sheri you asked me question? No the D isn't boring... but everyday nor be Christmas. LOL. Life gets in the way.

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  26. Happy New Year in advance boo.
    I thought to reach out.
    Be blessed hun. xxx

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    1. Hey dear, it's been ages. Hope you're good.
      Thanks for checking up xoxo

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  27. Of cez ,your IG account is ojoro-megasuperstar.
    Bia Toin, what shop do you pick these yam pounders/ spaghetti cooking guys.... Address bikonu..

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    1. Lmaoo at Address, I truly wish my sister

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  28. A guy who can cook is a keeper anytime anyday.
    We want more gist oh.
    Didn't know Igbo was easy.i always had the impression it was hard to learn,
    Welcome back swerrie. How's life in Ib treating you?Were u in town for the holidays?

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    1. I was in Ib for the holidays babe. You? let me know when next you come in

      I also used to think Igbo was difficult but I think, pretty much with everything, it takes the will to learn

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