RANDOMLY RANDOM :D

So so fine, isn't he?

 Lets just random, shall we? Good.

Demola Adedoyin (Aderopo in the October 1 movie) has chased John Dumelo out of my heart. I am in total, absolute and complete lust *swoons*

Sisiyemmie, Erniesha and all you married peeps, please honest question. Does the D get boring after a while? Like, you'll be looking at it and would not want to hop on it? I'm asking for a friend's friend please. Thanks.

Those of you with BBM, have you ever purchased those animated BB stickers? BBM stays advertising, and it annoys me because I'll NEVER buy and I don't know anyone who has either.

So once upon a time, there was a boy who made me some delish spaghetti. He was named Pasta but he wasn't all about pasta alone. Veggies, porridge, yummy beans; this boy could throw down in the kitchen. See en, there's just something about a man owning your kitchen and cooking in it. You try to help and they oh so gently remove your hands and tell you to just watch and enjoy *fluttering lashes* I know my yams were pounded a while back and spaghetti has now been cooked. And in the voice of Original Mgbeke, that's all she said.

In trying to sound like a wise person, I have one advice for you: Trying to fit a round peg into a square hole is really a futile effort. If it doesn't fit, don't force it. *tweaks wisdom hat and adjusts glasses*

So I got a UK size 6 dress and I'm sad because it fits. I thought I was a size 8 but apparently, the image of myself in my head is somewhat distorted. Help! I don't want to disappear! I intend to do some damage this Xmas though. Size 12 coming soon (Please don't rain on my parade, teinks)

I'm loving the Igbo Language. I used to think Igbo was such a "struggle" Language to learn, but for some reason, I'm loving it. Maybe I'll end up with an Igbo boo *shines teeth*  I've learned a lot lately. Bikonu send your fine brothers, cousins, uncles or even fathers this way hehe. Coy'm, My sweet step daughter or sister in-law to be (feel free to choose), I see you. All these my Igbo cannot waste.

Another advice: Don't be so focused on your bucket list that you forget to enjoy the here and now. Enjoy the being. Not everything on your list is supposed to be checked off. *removes glasses and cleans it*

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So I finally opened an Instagram account here Yay me! Sting aka Nigerian Scorpio said my IG account is ojoro.  lmaoo I wanted to see what y'all look like na and yes, it is ojoro. Bite me lmaooo. Duru has been on my case to put up pictures too so maybe I will give you something asides the side of my face soon. ;) #FingersCrossed.

I'm sorry for being away for so long. God knows my life has not been truly mine lately. Thanks for the mails, direct messages and checkups. Love you guys. You have no idea how amazing it feels to be missed. Priceless I tell you.

I'm so thankful for the new friends I made and the old ones that still put up with my crazy, I love you guys. I know it's the season for giving but I'm too lazy swamped to think of a proper giveaway, so I thought the first 10 people to comment on this post will get a 500 recharge voucher. Please drop your email with your comments. A proper giveaway will be postponed till next year. Thanks lovelies.

Here's wishing you the most amazeballs Christmas. Kisses

I'll be back