So this is going
to be a very random post. I know I owe you big, but let me just do this for now,
okay? Thank you.
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| Peek-a-boo :D |
So have y'all
heard? Single Nigerian is now a Married Nigerian!! And yep, we turnt up!!!! It
felt so cool and weird, like I was giving my brother out to my sister (Don't
ask. I know it sounds incestuous, but leave it yeah). To think I was sorta
kinda there when it started :D Love still exists people. I even found me a cute
puppy at the wedding lool. I gave the toast and totally disgraced myself. Again,
don't ask. So here's wishing my Friends like family/blood a fantastic married
life.
So y'all
remember my lover from the "love found me" post? Yeah, I saw him
again. I went shopping with a friend at a mall and was waiting in the car when
I noticed some guy just leaving the mall with shopping bags. He was staring at
me. Each time we had eye contact, I'll notice the guy staring. So I smiled
awkwardly in that "guy you're staring" way (because I figured I
looked familiar or something). That was how he went "Toooiiiinnn"
I was so shocked
because for the life of me, I could not remember who he was. He then went
"oh, you don't remember me. How will you? When you no longer pick my
calls"
I have to
confess here that I'm really bad with calls. I know. I know. My mom raised me
better, but please manage me. I'm working on it.
Anyway, I
apologised and asked again where we met and that was when he mentioned his
name. William McCrazy. Of course! He had grown a beard, probably trying some
#BeardGang stizz. After realisation dawned, I legit told him "Ah, yooouuuuuu!
Of course I won't pick your calls"
I was with a
friend who reads my blog (so he already knew about the guy) and that one just
started laughing. I had to harass the McCrazy like guy, why did you do me like
that? McCrazy had the guts to tell me it was "love". Please no. Keep
your something. I don't want that kind of love, thank you.
He called much
later, I didn't pick then he sent an SMS saying he was just checking up. Yeah, thanks,
but no thanks.
So y'all know John Legend is my bae
right? Well, I found another bae and it's Chrissy Teigan. Bring on the threesome!
Whooop! I know, I know. I beef her yada yada but you know how there's a thin
line between love and hate, well, that line got obliterated in our case. I
truly and madly love her. You can blame Lip Sync Battle for this love. And it
does help that she has nice breasticles you know. Y'all know breasticles make me
happy, doncha? Wait, you didn't? Oh well, now you do *batts lashes*
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| My new loverrrr |
So Happy new
year! (dodges shoe)
I think the Igbo's
have a saying about the time a person wakes up being the person's morning or
something like that so yea, happy new year. Please don't bite me.
The show of love
I get on this blog is unreal. This week, I have been badgered from so many
angles to blog, it's crazy. Rockstar, you know you're first on the list. This
lady begged, cajoled, threatened and darn near dragged me by my chicken
hair (I kid, I kid, but she's mean when
she wants to be). Girl, I'm sorry and I promise to try to do better. Luanna,
Duru, This Lagos girl, Sykik, Rhapsody, Kelsey, oh, the list is long.
I won't promise
to be regular but I can promise that I'll always be back as long as I'm
breathing. I miss this space and I super duper miss you
guys.
Love you guys.
P.S: Beautiful,
did you post something? Cos I saw your new post, rushed to read, but you apparently
took it down. Stop teasing girl and come back.
P.P.S: A lot
about my life is changing I think, but a lot is remaining same too. I don't
know if that made sense.
P.P.P.S: I took
a month-long vacation last month, so I don't have any leave days left. Cry with
me :(
P.P.P.P.S: That
month-long vacation did wonders for my body o! Goodness, several parts of my anatomy have increased and lets just say "Amen" for me. Sykik, I might be leaving you in the
club soon mama.
