Thursday, 23 June 2016

Peek-A-Boo



So this is going to be a very random post. I know I owe you big, but let me just do this for now, okay? Thank you.
 
Peek-a-boo :D
So have y'all heard? Single Nigerian is now a Married Nigerian!! And yep, we turnt up!!!! It felt so cool and weird, like I was giving my brother out to my sister (Don't ask. I know it sounds incestuous, but leave it yeah). To think I was sorta kinda there when it started :D Love still exists people. I even found me a cute puppy at the wedding lool. I gave the toast and totally disgraced myself. Again, don't ask. So here's wishing my Friends like family/blood a fantastic married life.

So y'all remember my lover from the "love found me" post? Yeah, I saw him again. I went shopping with a friend at a mall and was waiting in the car when I noticed some guy just leaving the mall with shopping bags. He was staring at me. Each time we had eye contact, I'll notice the guy staring. So I smiled awkwardly in that "guy you're staring" way (because I figured I looked familiar or something). That was how he went "Toooiiiinnn"

I was so shocked because for the life of me, I could not remember who he was. He then went "oh, you don't remember me. How will you? When you no longer pick my calls"

I have to confess here that I'm really bad with calls. I know. I know. My mom raised me better, but please manage me. I'm working on it.

Anyway, I apologised and asked again where we met and that was when he mentioned his name. William McCrazy. Of course! He had grown a beard, probably trying some #BeardGang stizz. After realisation dawned, I legit told him "Ah, yooouuuuuu! Of course I won't pick your calls"
I was with a friend who reads my blog (so he already knew about the guy) and that one just started laughing. I had to harass the McCrazy like guy, why did you do me like that? McCrazy had the guts to tell me it was "love". Please no. Keep your something. I don't want that kind of love, thank you.

He called much later, I didn't pick then he sent an SMS saying he was just checking up. Yeah, thanks, but no thanks.

So y'all know John Legend is my bae right? Well, I found another bae and it's Chrissy Teigan. Bring on the threesome! Whooop! I know, I know. I beef her yada yada but you know how there's a thin line between love and hate, well, that line got obliterated in our case. I truly and madly love her. You can blame Lip Sync Battle for this love. And it does help that she has nice breasticles you know. Y'all know breasticles make me happy, doncha? Wait, you didn't? Oh well, now you do *batts lashes*
 
My new loverrrr
So Happy new year! (dodges shoe)
I think the Igbo's have a saying about the time a person wakes up being the person's morning or something like that so yea, happy new year. Please don't bite me.

The show of love I get on this blog is unreal. This week, I have been badgered from so many angles to blog, it's crazy. Rockstar, you know you're first on the list. This lady begged, cajoled, threatened and darn near dragged me by my chicken hair  (I kid, I kid, but she's mean when she wants to be). Girl, I'm sorry and I promise to try to do better. Luanna, Duru, This Lagos girl, Sykik, Rhapsody, Kelsey, oh, the list is long.

I won't promise to be regular but I can promise that I'll always be back as long as I'm breathing.  I miss this space and I super duper miss you guys. Love you guys.

P.S: Beautiful, did you post something? Cos I saw your new post, rushed to read, but you apparently took it down. Stop teasing girl and come back.
P.P.S: A lot about my life is changing I think, but a lot is remaining same too. I don't know if that made sense.
P.P.P.S: I took a month-long vacation last month, so I don't have any leave days left. Cry with me :(
P.P.P.P.S: That month-long vacation did wonders for my body o! Goodness, several parts of my anatomy have increased and lets just say "Amen" for me. Sykik, I might be leaving you in the club soon mama.

44 comments:

  1. Well looky who it is lol.

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  2. Yeparipa, don't leave me in the club oh. Share the secret biko........2016, my year of yansh enlargement.

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    1. Sisteh!!! I'll think about letting you on in the secret. 2016 is my year of everything enlargement! Glory!

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  3. What's all this disappearing you are doing?

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    1. See en, I don't even know sef. My life is just roller-coaster-ing but I'm gradually finding my feet again

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  4. So you think you can just disappear, breeze in, and run out without consequences??? NEVER NEVER NEVER. Oya, stretch your hands.

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  5. I want to vex about this short post but I remember Pete Edochie and co used to say something about half bread, so I am choosing to stand down. But really, this one is too short, you have to make it up to us by writing another one soon and don't think that heads up about not writing soon is going to fly.
    I no go leave u se, your own don beta. My darln Toin!

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    1. Loool @Pete Edochie. Biko epp me and stand down ma. I know this post is short and it was actually way longer but I reduced it. I'll do another soon

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  6. Chocoholiclady25 June 2016 at 09:26

    Omg! No leave for the rest of the year?! I.can't no way, no how. That is like a go to jail do not pass go sentence! Pele oh *mopping Tears* I feel your pain. How did you even resume after one month of leave? If I did that i would probably resign from there

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    1. Girl I know!!! Just cry with me *sniff*

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  7. Errr two posts in a year is not the agreement we signed...

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    1. Lool but the year is not over. What exactly is the agreement we signed T? If I remember correctly, you owe me a post. Yep, that's right so you fix up too

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  8. So good to see you back, thanks for adding me in your list... lol... I hope it wasn't about bugging you but letting you know I missed you... I hope we see you a little more than every six months but you know we will be here when you are ready to write again xox

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    1. Thank you so much Launna. You definitely weren't bugging. It was a healthy dose of care and love. I hope i do better though. Once in six months is rather shameful

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  9. T for ToinliciousToin...na wa o. ..we all should organize some form of corporate punishment for this thing you're 'doing us'.. lol.
    Nice to read from you though, short or long. Also nice to know I'm not the only alien where phones and calls are concerned.

    Keep doing you.

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    1. Please don't punish me ma. My threshold for pain is non-existent. And you're def not an alien. I'm still working on being better at phone calls but it's a struggle

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  10. Toin! Let me not say welcome back yet sha but good to see you on my gfc feed again.

    Cassie Daves Blog
    The one tool you need to have the best blogging year ever

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    1. Lool you can welcome me back na, I'm back o

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  11. Six Full months Toin!!! na wa for you

    It's always a pleasure reading from you... i couldn't help smiling as I read

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    1. Sigh I am sorry ma. I'll do better and thanks for always dropping by. You know i loorrr yoou

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  12. Nice post, MA
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  13. Congrats to Single Nigeria....I meant Married Nigerian.And to you also on your 're-found' love or is it stalker hehehe

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  14. �� Toin, even after seeing McCrazy, you didn't even pretend about ignoring his calls...and then you did it again after. LOL! So cold. Congratulations single Nigerian.

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    1. Girl, i could not even hide it. 96 missed calls is something i'm not going to forget in a hurry. So yea, freezing cold is it!

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  15. Wait O... Is this not what you did the last post? promised and disappeared? Fix up ooo!!!

    Congratulation to Single Nigerian who is not single anymore. Lol

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    1. Your memory is like an Elephant's lool. You guys remember everything. I'm sorry na. I will fix up ma

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  16. well done with your disappearing act oh, God is watching you with 3D the way you have been leaving us hanging.

    I hope Ramadan has been good.

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    1. Lara, I know love. I'm ashamed of myself as it is but I'm here now. Ramadan was fantastic, thanks babe

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  17. Toin Toin the rant minister. So Ure really not
    going to give McCrazy a chance. No?
    No? No? Lol! Thanks for stopping by love. I guess Ure changing cos Ure getting older but the child(innocent and free) in you is staying put.

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    1. Lmaooo the original post was actually supposed to be a mega rant o. I just figured it would not be fair to come back to burden you guys with my troubles after disappearing for 6 months.

      And girl, I'm not giving McCrazy anything please don't let me bite you

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  18. I get to laugh whenever I read your post... plus you won't show us how enlarged your *ministry* have grown...
    Biko send some enlargement-dust my way.
    TheBeautifulEagle

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    1. It makes me happy that my posts brings joy to you. It really makes my heart smile. A box-full of enlargement-dust being mailed asap!

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  19. lol! Toin Toin! Its always a delight to read your Blog posts sha! Thank you for being a Ray of sunshine regardless your inconsistency :p

    Best Wishes Toin! xx Mamba out :)

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    1. Thanks sunshine. You have a way of spreading cheer too you know

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    1. Lmaooo I was waiting for someone to pick on this. Yes, breasticles and i'm straight *tongue out*

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  21. Happy New Year Ko, Happy New millennium ni. Lol.
    E sha Kaabo.
    Oya do and come and write more posts jare.

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  22. Blessings......
    Stopped in to check in. to see how you doing via your blog. Alas you do not blog much anymore, perhaps life has taken you in a different direction for which blogging is no longer a desire. Never the less I am here to say hello and to wish you well

    peace.
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