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So it's my 50th post (yay me) and i'm sharing a story. Don't ask questions you hear?
There
is this cute medical doctor i like who is really into me. He suggested I drop
by after work and he was going to make me a meal and i agreed. I was really
hungry on that day but I didn’t want to go to his house hungry because I
already told him I was finicky with food. He promised to 'wow' me but being the
first time at his place, I didn’t want to disgrace myself by eating too much (as
a sure geh lol).
So
I went to this Alhaja's buka inside
UCH to get something in me. Unfortunately, my goat-meat somehow landed on the
front of my very crispy white shirt. Conspicuous much? It was beyond bad. Going
back home to change was not an option so i started calling all the friends i
had around so I could borrow a shirt for my date but no one was available. I
was very embarrassed so i called cute-guy and gave an excuse so we could
postpone our date and he said no problem. There are some things you do that you
know are bad and God just wants to punish you for.
As
I stepped out of the buka, I saw him. I wanted the floor to swallow me. Did i
say i was embarrassed before? I apparently didn't know the feeling. Seeing him
was the real deal. Anyway, I confessed (more like my shirt told the story), he
thought I was adorable and... *wink*
Again, don't ask if this truly happened to me you hear? You hear? Ok, good.
*Kisses*
LMAO.....chei ya. I totally understand not wanting to appear too hungry on a first date.
ReplyDeleteahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaahahhahahahahahaah....ok i won't ask but ....wetin happen?...i dey whisper nau....ahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLolololZ! So funny. Am asking jooor. It really happened bah? And was the date rescheduled? Answers Answers!
ReplyDeleteOh no!!! Sorry dear, next time you don't have to cancel the appointment. Just go to the doc. house like that and ask for a wrapper to cover yourself while you wash your shirt so that the doc. won't have to do much struggling..........
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHere's some more laughs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*now rolling* bia Toin, you can't tell us something like this and then tell us not to ask questions.
ReplyDeletecute doctor aye? *wink wink
you know you must tell me the full gist
@surprise, you are wicked!!
hehehehe....
ReplyDeleteI am not asking ooo, but you have to tell us what happened na.
so what happened after that o.. just asking..:)
ReplyDeleteerrm go on with the story..what happened next?? :P
ReplyDeleteFriendship mii, I should have an edge over all this people o..Oya come lets talk..lol
ReplyDeleteNa wa! You're already liking the guy die o.. Happy 50th post! How you?
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So what happened? Yeah I'm asking, lol...
ReplyDeleteLol! Na geh u must tell us what happened oh. And......? Go on!!!!! CoyIntrovert
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO............... hahahhahahahhahahah... bia but what was the guy doing at the BUKA though? Is that where he is buying the food he intends to serve you with too?
ReplyDeleteYeye Babe, so u can't just explain that you like BuKka or just invite him in to eat his also, hahahaha
ReplyDelete!LMAO!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha for real?? give us the whole story joorrr!!!
ReplyDeleteSo what happened? Tell me he took you home and washed the stain off your shirt
ReplyDeleteTalk na
Hmm, Toinlicious, this sounds like some dream-the kind that my hubby jokingly calls, 'malaria-inspired dreams,' lol. Did you dream this up?*wink*wink
ReplyDeleteMuhahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteToinlicious toin, ermm. So what happened after? He thought you were adorable & ....? Btw, I hope you were able to clean out your white crispy shirt?
@Surprise: is just a wicked somebori
@NollywoodReinvented: True o,may be he was going to buy the "entertainment something" from that Alhaja's buka
hehe this kinda made my night lol....And then???
ReplyDeleteLMAO...........
ReplyDeleteEhn ehn, 'so it kinda happened like this'..... Oya tell us how it really happened joor..
ReplyDeleteLOL! i love you...your post are always on point.
ReplyDeletelwkmd....pele...he thought you were adorable and ki lo shele oh....did he offer to wash the shirt at his place.
ReplyDeletecome back and answer questions jare..
You cant leave us hanging jor... make we know wetin dey. ehn! wetin come happen after that? lol
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHonesty is always best sha
BTW...you got me drooling at 'goat meat' Everything else was a blur after that LOL
Congrats on your 50th post! Sorry for asking... what happened after that?
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! He saw you coming out of the buka? I can't even begin to imagine how embarrassed you were. This your no-question rule won't werk cos my eyes are itching to read more...
ReplyDeleteI wish to re-title your post as "Honesty is the best policy"
I won't ask if it truly happened, neither will I ask what happened next... But I wan ask... na de guy ur puppy (abi na chiwawa) hold to ransom like dat? Provocation be what?!!!
ReplyDeleteI trust u r well. Blessings
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteokay, I'll stop now. Buhahahahahahahaha (sorry) *sigh*
So what happened? (yes, I'm also asking)How exactly did it happen?
Mention of UCH got me nostalgic. Congrats on your 50th :-)
waiting for gist, lol you are too funny
ReplyDeleteI was so sure this was for real till I got to the end. Even now, I refuse to give up. It really happened and I am sticking to this no matter what you say. It's such a cute story and I love cute stories.......
ReplyDeletesweerie miiiii...bawo ni? tanx fr checkin up on me, you're highly appreciated
ReplyDeleteoya!!...you berra start talking truth or else!!..
thank God i have your email addy. i will stalk you die!...till you gist me the rest of the story!loool
don't be surprised if you see me in Ogun state ooo, right at your doorstep(just kidding) but don't try me. if you want to be feeling like Geebee and put me in suspense..., iro!!...emi oni gba!
u ds geh sef..how do you expect to post this kinda thing and tell us not to ask questions ehn!!smh*
Congrats on your 50th post sweets. (speaking to myself: Che, consistency @ blogging is d word) :-)...Choi, see embarrassment. Kpele hun, but wait oo, how can you come & tantalize us with this half gist. Oya, carry yourself back & give us the full dose jorr :-p
ReplyDeletelmho, I hope he wasn't also on his way to alhaja's buka?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he wasn't going to buy the food he was supposed to have 'made for you'
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha! LWKMD! A really awkward moment. Funny enough, the best relationships begin with moments like this o! As a sure geh, you sef no suppose carry last nau!
ReplyDeletelooooooooooooooooool!
ReplyDeleteDamn!! U must have felt like disappearing immediately.
ReplyDeleteI thought I'd commented on this post o. Too funny. At least he saw the humorous side to it. Happy 50th post.
ReplyDeleteHappy 50th Post, fellow blogger. That experience is just too damn funny. I quite understand how you must have felt so embarrassed. lol
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing! Too funny! Great blog!
ReplyDelete*GASPS* no way.....
ReplyDeletemessed up..
oya oya tell us the rest oo...
Aunty T, if not I will fight you oo.... kia, bless... see you lool.... points @ u.
the story is hilarious, future hubby is blessed with the joy of laughter.
love you loads abi you know.. xxxxxxxx
Your blog made me laugh
ReplyDeleteI will definitely be back!
You sound like me.
ReplyDeleteI think 'kind' is it!
Niceness doesn't cut it
because it changes like the wind.
LOOOOOL!!!Cute!!!
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe,you re mean,why won't we want to knw the rest,I don't care if its made up or real just finish the story.
ReplyDeleteI just love this blog never a dull moment.
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ReplyDeleteBlessings....
ReplyDeletesouned wonderfully human..
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quite an ego booster for him to because he realize how nervous you were to impress.
Don't care if its true though i suspect it is.
peace.
LOL! that is hilarious.. lol so if you guys get married now, that would be a story the kids must hear ;) yes i am thinking ahead and no i didnt ask you if it happened to you, i am assuming it did! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOOOLLL!! Toin, Toin, Toin, how many times did I call you?? Is this a true story??! Come and talk true. I've missed u by the way. Haven't been here in a while (((BIG HUG)))
ReplyDeletehahahaa....i'm sure it happened to you.
ReplyDeleteWhat?!!!!! No!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOmg and??? abeg come and finish it jor :)
*whispering* Did this truly happen to you??? LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat was one very cute story.
Oh boy what a story.. lol at least h tought you were cute :P
ReplyDeleteI love the way you write.. following :)
Mehn...That's bad oo! The floor should have just swallowed you. What! I cannot even put myself in your shoes. Sorry you hear...Thanks for your comment on my blog post-how would this would be without a woman?
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