Thursday, 8 November 2012

SO IT KINDA HAPPENEND LIKE THIS...



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Thanks for all your lovely comments on my almost-poem. It felt good that my ramble made sense (humble geh like me)

So it's my 50th post (yay me) and i'm sharing a story. Don't ask questions you hear?

There is this cute medical doctor i like who is really into me. He suggested I drop by after work and he was going to make me a meal and i agreed. I was really hungry on that day but I didn’t want to go to his house hungry because I already told him I was finicky with food. He promised to 'wow' me but being the first time at his place, I didn’t want to disgrace myself by eating too much (as a sure geh lol).

So I went to this Alhaja's buka inside UCH to get something in me. Unfortunately, my goat-meat somehow landed on the front of my very crispy white shirt. Conspicuous much? It was beyond bad. Going back home to change was not an option so i started calling all the friends i had around so I could borrow a shirt for my date but no one was available. I was very embarrassed so i called cute-guy and gave an excuse so we could postpone our date and he said no problem. There are some things you do that you know are bad and God just wants to punish you for.

As I stepped out of the buka, I saw him. I wanted the floor to swallow me. Did i say i was embarrassed before? I apparently didn't know the feeling. Seeing him was the real deal. Anyway, I confessed (more like my shirt told the story), he thought I was adorable and... *wink*

Again, don't ask if this truly happened to me you hear? You hear? Ok, good.

*Kisses*

58 comments:

  1. LMAO.....chei ya. I totally understand not wanting to appear too hungry on a first date.

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  2. ahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaahahhahahahahahaah....ok i won't ask but ....wetin happen?...i dey whisper nau....ahahahahahaha

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  3. LolololZ! So funny. Am asking jooor. It really happened bah? And was the date rescheduled? Answers Answers!

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  4. Oh no!!! Sorry dear, next time you don't have to cancel the appointment. Just go to the doc. house like that and ask for a wrapper to cover yourself while you wash your shirt so that the doc. won't have to do much struggling..........

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  5. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Here's some more laughs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  6. *now rolling* bia Toin, you can't tell us something like this and then tell us not to ask questions.
    cute doctor aye? *wink wink
    you know you must tell me the full gist
    @surprise, you are wicked!!

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  7. hehehehe....
    I am not asking ooo, but you have to tell us what happened na.

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  8. so what happened after that o.. just asking..:)

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  9. errm go on with the story..what happened next?? :P

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  10. Friendship mii, I should have an edge over all this people o..Oya come lets talk..lol

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  11. Na wa! You're already liking the guy die o.. Happy 50th post! How you?
    www.chachacorner.com

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  12. So what happened? Yeah I'm asking, lol...

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  13. Lol! Na geh u must tell us what happened oh. And......? Go on!!!!! CoyIntrovert

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  14. ROFLMAO............... hahahhahahahhahahah... bia but what was the guy doing at the BUKA though? Is that where he is buying the food he intends to serve you with too?

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  15. Yeye Babe, so u can't just explain that you like BuKka or just invite him in to eat his also, hahahaha

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  16. !LMAO!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha for real?? give us the whole story joorrr!!!

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  17. So what happened? Tell me he took you home and washed the stain off your shirt

    Talk na

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  18. Hmm, Toinlicious, this sounds like some dream-the kind that my hubby jokingly calls, 'malaria-inspired dreams,' lol. Did you dream this up?*wink*wink

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  19. Muhahahahahahahahahahaha

    Toinlicious toin, ermm. So what happened after? He thought you were adorable & ....? Btw, I hope you were able to clean out your white crispy shirt?

    @Surprise: is just a wicked somebori

    @NollywoodReinvented: True o,may be he was going to buy the "entertainment something" from that Alhaja's buka

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  20. hehe this kinda made my night lol....And then???

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  21. Ehn ehn, 'so it kinda happened like this'..... Oya tell us how it really happened joor..

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  22. LOL! i love you...your post are always on point.

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  23. lwkmd....pele...he thought you were adorable and ki lo shele oh....did he offer to wash the shirt at his place.

    come back and answer questions jare..

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  24. You cant leave us hanging jor... make we know wetin dey. ehn! wetin come happen after that? lol

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  25. LOL

    Honesty is always best sha

    BTW...you got me drooling at 'goat meat' Everything else was a blur after that LOL

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  26. Congrats on your 50th post! Sorry for asking... what happened after that?

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  27. OMG!!! He saw you coming out of the buka? I can't even begin to imagine how embarrassed you were. This your no-question rule won't werk cos my eyes are itching to read more...

    I wish to re-title your post as "Honesty is the best policy"

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  28. I won't ask if it truly happened, neither will I ask what happened next... But I wan ask... na de guy ur puppy (abi na chiwawa) hold to ransom like dat? Provocation be what?!!!

    I trust u r well. Blessings

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  29. Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    okay, I'll stop now. Buhahahahahahahaha (sorry) *sigh*

    So what happened? (yes, I'm also asking)How exactly did it happen?

    Mention of UCH got me nostalgic. Congrats on your 50th :-)

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  30. waiting for gist, lol you are too funny

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  31. I was so sure this was for real till I got to the end. Even now, I refuse to give up. It really happened and I am sticking to this no matter what you say. It's such a cute story and I love cute stories.......

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  32. sweerie miiiii...bawo ni? tanx fr checkin up on me, you're highly appreciated
    oya!!...you berra start talking truth or else!!..
    thank God i have your email addy. i will stalk you die!...till you gist me the rest of the story!loool
    don't be surprised if you see me in Ogun state ooo, right at your doorstep(just kidding) but don't try me. if you want to be feeling like Geebee and put me in suspense..., iro!!...emi oni gba!
    u ds geh sef..how do you expect to post this kinda thing and tell us not to ask questions ehn!!smh*

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  33. Congrats on your 50th post sweets. (speaking to myself: Che, consistency @ blogging is d word) :-)...Choi, see embarrassment. Kpele hun, but wait oo, how can you come & tantalize us with this half gist. Oya, carry yourself back & give us the full dose jorr :-p

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  34. lmho, I hope he wasn't also on his way to alhaja's buka?

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  35. Are you sure he wasn't going to buy the food he was supposed to have 'made for you'

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  36. Hahahahahahahaha! LWKMD! A really awkward moment. Funny enough, the best relationships begin with moments like this o! As a sure geh, you sef no suppose carry last nau!

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  37. Damn!! U must have felt like disappearing immediately.

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  38. I thought I'd commented on this post o. Too funny. At least he saw the humorous side to it. Happy 50th post.

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  39. Happy 50th Post, fellow blogger. That experience is just too damn funny. I quite understand how you must have felt so embarrassed. lol

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  40. I can't stop laughing! Too funny! Great blog!

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  41. *GASPS* no way.....

    messed up..

    oya oya tell us the rest oo...

    Aunty T, if not I will fight you oo.... kia, bless... see you lool.... points @ u.

    the story is hilarious, future hubby is blessed with the joy of laughter.

    love you loads abi you know.. xxxxxxxx

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  42. Your blog made me laugh
    I will definitely be back!

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  43. You sound like me.
    I think 'kind' is it!
    Niceness doesn't cut it
    because it changes like the wind.

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  44. Hehehehehehe,you re mean,why won't we want to knw the rest,I don't care if its made up or real just finish the story.
    I just love this blog never a dull moment.

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  46. Blessings....
    souned wonderfully human..
    ..
    quite an ego booster for him to because he realize how nervous you were to impress.

    Don't care if its true though i suspect it is.
    peace.

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  47. LOL! that is hilarious.. lol so if you guys get married now, that would be a story the kids must hear ;) yes i am thinking ahead and no i didnt ask you if it happened to you, i am assuming it did! LOL

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  48. LOOOLLL!! Toin, Toin, Toin, how many times did I call you?? Is this a true story??! Come and talk true. I've missed u by the way. Haven't been here in a while (((BIG HUG)))

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  49. hahahaa....i'm sure it happened to you.

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  50. What?!!!!! No!!! LOL
    Omg and??? abeg come and finish it jor :)

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  51. *whispering* Did this truly happen to you??? LOL!
    That was one very cute story.

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  52. Oh boy what a story.. lol at least h tought you were cute :P
    I love the way you write.. following :)

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  53. Mehn...That's bad oo! The floor should have just swallowed you. What! I cannot even put myself in your shoes. Sorry you hear...Thanks for your comment on my blog post-how would this would be without a woman?

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