So I was in Lagos for
Easter and I had informed my sister's neighbour that I would be coming. I even
shamelessly chipped in that she should feel free to wake us all up with
peppersoup (face-palm). Unluckily for me, she was too busy so nobody woke
anybody with peppersoup *sigh*. This life is just somehow. She sha finally promised
to deliver it to me #Winning
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Let me quickly gist you
guys before sharing the toasting story.
Wait, y'all didn't think I was pregnant for reals, did you? That was just to get you here asap lool. Anyways, that was how one of my friends said she dreamt that she came visiting and saw I
was preggies and I gisted her how it happened. I apparently told her we did it just once lmaoo. I also told her
that my baby daddy was madly excited . I told her to please wake up. Me that I am
Usain-Bolting from temptation. Alakoba.
Here's a quick
shout-out to Kazini Daily who gave me the Sunshine award. It's been a while I
did anything like that but I will get to it in due time. Thanks sweets. I
appreciate.
So here is the gist I promised.
Not the indecent proposal o. That is not ready for sharing yet but all in good
time. I've shared some crazy proposal stories in the past so you can check here
and here.
On that fateful day, my
dad came to pick me from work and my sister (Prim) was in the car. My dad was
driving and Prim was sitting in the passenger seat. I was famished. Not peckish
feeling o, the real body-shaking, I'll-die-if-I-don't-eat-right-now,
hypoglycemia hunger so we stopped to get something from a fast food. I wasn't waiting
to get home before eating so I opened my pack and was unstylishly (yea,
unstylishly) wolfing down my food. I was still grubbing and there was some
traffic when I heard someone say "she's beautiful". I looked up briefly
to see who was admiring my sister (because Prim is gorgeous) only to see a guy
whose car was just beside ours point to me. Me bawo? With food in my mouth and
looking very un-tush?
Anyways, my sister said
thank you on my behalf. Not like I could have said anything with food in my
mouth anyway (sorry for that visual) I smiled and continued grubbing but Mr.
Admirer wasn't letting go easily. He kept staring and pointing at me saying
"please tell her she's beautiful". See me feeling fly like iyen, emi naa? (meaning na me be this?) Next
thing I saw, he shoved his phone at my sister. All these drama inside traffic o.
Prim turned on this incredulous look like, erm, what's going on. She didn't
take the phone and he dropped it on her lap. I briefly fiddled with the thought
that my dad would drive off or something but he didn't. The guy apparently had
some nerve, but my dad is kinda cool so he was just watching the drama unfold.
My dad pulled over and
the guy got out of his car, apologised to my dad and asked for my number. I
gave it and he called immediately. After satisfying himself, we drove off. My
dad was just looking on amused. In fact, the only thing he said with a smile as
we eventually drove off was "so this is how things are done now.
Interesting".
I was flattered but the
guy put a kibosh on our romance by suggesting I resembled one of his ex-es. I
wasn't going to be some kind of replacement for anyone so I stonewalled and
that was how that story ended. It was funny though because imagine someone
giving a toast at the wedding recounting how we met lol. So yea, that was how
it went. I have bumped into him about 3ce after that incident, usually in
traffic lol.
All you hawt and
smoking, drop-alive gorgeous ladies are trying though. So these are the kinds
of things you people endure? I mean, I'm not scary looking or anything but I'm
not like you know, stop-that-car-cos-I-have-to-get-her-number kind of person.
I actually have more
gist but this post is getting long so till my next post, be good.
I'll be back
*kisses*
