I had another post in mind, a crazy one at that so stay tuned
because it's all typed and ready for posting. In the meantime, there's this Chocoholiclady I want
y'all to meet. She's mean. So mean. Ya'll remember this post where I complained
about my weight, right? Well, she decided to reply me here. Let me just put this out there, listen, I don't enjoy people washing me and making my head swell *checks nose* I mean, no one
likes or enjoys washing right? Right *side eyes* That would be totally vain and we all know I'm
not er em vain *checks nose again to be sure I'm not going Pinocchio* so no, I didn't enjoy her wash. I mean, I did NOT smile while reading her open letter. I certainly was
NOT grinning like a Cheshire cat and all while reading her intro to said post. I
was totally NOT laughing my ass off at her descriptions and finally my insides were definitely
NOT doing backflips and shii *hides grin*. I was just reading with a blank face
O____O Now that we've gotten that outa the way, imma try that honesty mama
taught me. She's amazeballs and warm and fuzzy and funny as hell. She started out
with really cool nibbles and really went in #NoPunIntended hehehe
Toin
this is the response I promised.
So a while back I
became more active on twitter and had the blessing (or so I thought at the
time) of meeting a bubbly lady called toinlicious. Her blog is wonderful and I
have enjoyed getting to know her through her blog. She is truly a bubbly piece
sugar, spice and all things rainbowy and her posts, no matter how random have a
way of putting a smile on your face (toin wipe that smile off your face, this
post is not going to be complimentary -____- ). She is the kind of person I
believe I would enjoy having as a friend in real life not just on twitter
or at least I thought so until THE EVENT. Yes oh! I have an issue
with the beloved toinlicious.
Here is how it went
down. I was jejely on my own oh when I saw a notification on my phone.
Toin had tagged me in a tweet with a link to her blog. I was all excited and
happy. The ode that I am I clicked on the link and went to read hoping for a
shot of some toinlicious sunshine. The post started out great. I was there
nodding and smiling (side note: toin I am also waiting for the
married peeps to answer that question oh. I am with you on the bbm sticker
thing. After I have laboured for my salary, I will now throw it away on
bbm stickers. Have all the words and emoticons in this world finished? hian)
then I came upon this piece of blasphemy!
“So I got a
UK size 6 dress and I’m sad because it fits. I thought I was a size 8 but
apparently, the image of myself in my head is somewhat distorted. Help! I don’t
want to disappear! I intend to do some damage this Xmas though. Size 12 coming
soon (Please don’t rain on my parade, teinks)” – Toinlicious 2014
O_____O CAN YOU IMAGINE
THAT ?!!! this young woman is sad and complaining because she fits in a size 6
dress. Do you know when last I fit in a size 6 dress? To my eternal shame
I am not sure iI have ever fit in one. Kai some people don’t know what they
have. TOIN! you have the precious gift of “inability to be fat” and you are
crying. You are trying to gain weight and be double your current size????
Somebori help me, this world is finished. In fact I am just speechless.
Do I need to educate this young woman on the massive disadvantages
of this path she is treading? On behalf of all card carrying members of
the chubilichubchub club I am insulted. Please feel free to throw your gift in
my general direction. All I have to do is sniff a burger and I can feel my hips
expand. I enter cold stone and I feel 5 pounds attach themselves before I
even place an order. Just one meat pie and gbam I have gained 6 kg. I am very
vexed. In fact I am beefing you here. I am here trying, struggling and fighting
to be a UK size 10 and this young woman is effortlessly a size 6. See the
insult!!!!! Then to add salt to an open wound, she is throwing the gift back in
the face of God!. Toin let me assure you, you will not disappear. Has Beyonce
disappeared? Kate moss nko? Even Victoria Beckham has not disappeared
(truly, at some point I thought she would). Please wash your eyes well and if
need be get glasses and un distort that image you have of yourself sharply.
My dear people this is
a classic case of “One man’s meat is another man’s poison” and yes Toin darling
I haff rain on your parade. :P However,
in spite of your misguided desire toin… I still think you are a rainbow in the
sky that is blogville!
XOXO dearie!
Signed,
Chocoholic lady!
Lool see she's dope. Check out here blog. I enjoyed her 2014 lessons too. Really
dope.
Mad gist up next.
Kisses
Update: I wore that dress yesterday and thankfully, the bust area is now very tight. Yassssss! *flees*
Update: I wore that dress yesterday and thankfully, the bust area is now very tight. Yassssss! *flees*
