Hi ya lovely people. Happy new month. I know I said I'd do better this year (in my head) and I'm working towards that. This is why I'm disvirging this blog this month. Half a cup of Coldstone is better than nothing, right? Right. I thought so too. I saw the above picture and it made so much sense so I decided to share. In fact, this post was just supposed to be that picture up there but somehow I could not stop typing so lets see for how long I can keep this going :D I've been feeling all kinds of grown up lately though.*plucks grey hair out* Duru biko, come lets swap ages I don't want your confused and woman wrapper mind though.
Before I forget, the sun has been maaaadddddd lately kilode
Dear Sun,
We are sorry. There is no contest or competition. Lagos and Abuja girls are just delusional. You're still the hottest. There's absolutely no need to remind us.
Signed,
Concerned and Roasted Nigerian
We are sorry. There is no contest or competition. Lagos and Abuja girls are just delusional. You're still the hottest. There's absolutely no need to remind us.
Signed,
Concerned and Roasted Nigerian
Jessie J |
So, I have a proper blogpost lined up. In fact, I have several. I just need to get my growing ass to focus and write properly which is going to be soon, I promise. In the meantime, there's this new artist that I've been listening to, Jessie J. She's hella dope and she can sing her butt off #NoKidding. She did a collaboration with Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande in Bang Bang here:
God bless, nothing less, jiggy more *wink* If you don't know the song I got that from,
By the way, are there so many amazing new blogs or what! I can't wait to discover even more. I should do a review of the new ones I love.
In the meantime, check me out on Twitter: @Toinlicious and Instagram: @Toinlicious :D
I'll be back
*kisses*
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ReplyDeleteHeard the naija sun is on a different level, probably climate change. But you can bring some here :)
ReplyDeleteYes o! Myne. the sun has me drinking a gallon despite my office is fully air conditioned.
Deletei haven't seen much of you since i left blogger. here is my new blog. www.supremelikeme.wordpress.com. it will be good to have you around again!
@Myne, they ain't lied sis. It's curazay! We could do a weather swap truly looool #Wishes
Delete@Supremelikeme; You haven't been much of a blogger since you left blogger jor. I went by and added you to my blogroll though. Hope to read more from you. How's your cooking now by the way? lol
I love Jessie J! She's uber talented. She's not new tho. Her first big single came out on 2010 if memory serves but she's been on the scene even longer than that. The song quote at the end of your post is Heavy D- baby don't be afraid *dusts shoulders* Lol. I'm looking forward to you fully resuming your blogging ways.
ReplyDeleteCherry biko do a post. Be my inspiration. Your posts put me in the mood
DeleteI honestly can't believe it took me this long to really listen to her. I know she's not, i meant I just started loving her. Hi5 on Heavy D lmaooo oya chop kiss
Delete@Nazzy, her posts are always collossal ba? I know!
We are waiting for you to publish these posts in draft o. Don't keep us starving.
ReplyDeleteI won't ma. Coming soon *wink*
DeleteYes yes! Do the new blog review thing, I'm also looking to find new blogs to get addicted to.
ReplyDeleteIts just funny how I was complaining about the harmattan and now the sun is here, I'm missing the harmattan period. Lol
P.S - Full KFC ice cream.is better than half cold stone :p
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Lmaooo @full KFC, girl, you know it. I'll def keep the blog reviews in mind.
DeleteThankfully, it's raining again so it's not so bad. The sun is still hot though
Happy new month Twinny. Let the Sun be 🔥🔥🔥
ReplyDeleteTwinny! Thanks boo
DeleteEkabo oh. Happy new month. Waiting for new posts.
ReplyDeleteThanks dear. Hope you enjoyed the last one
DeleteI love Jessie J, her weirdness motivates me to smile.�� Looking forward to your new posts
ReplyDeleteLike Pink! I love her
DeleteThe same one in your car the last time?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
Deleteheheheheheheh Ossshheey! Turn Up Turn up! Ladies and Gentlemen.. **Singing Dont you wish your Egbon was Hot like mine?! Dontya! hehehehehe I so looove Toin shaaaa.. she can make somebory to smile like fish for Africa faaa.. heheheh @ Concerened and Roasted Nigerian.. now that was Epic.. Egbon you know that if you bribe me enough as usual, i can exchange anything with you, not just age oh! but even more kini and all cause i lof you almost as much as I lof RIBENA :)! Wait!! **Clear road.. **Cleans Eyes.. Did i just read FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?! With all due respect Bubba, so you are even advertising that our 419 Instagram page fa?! Chei! I nefer hexsperred it oh! The world is truly coming to an end cause of that advert.. Mehn Bubba, the sun is crazy.. Most nights yeah, my body can serve as gum because of heat sef.. mcheeww **deep sigh.. It feels like the air isnt moving and its so hot.. Kai! It is well oh! Dear Harmattan, we are sorry for being so unfair to you, biko come back sharply...
ReplyDeleteEgbon you Rock aswear! I come here and always leave with a smile and this has been happening constantly since the last 12 months or something.. Chei! Your head is there biko.. Turn up Turn up! ladies and Gentle men.. My Egbon is badder than your.. **Shines teeth...
P.S: #ElloBae, whats up Bae?! Bae falentine e haf comes oh, and we are wanting Toin to post on falentines days.. please help us smile on that day Toin! pretty please?! biko dont comean goan runaway again oh! mwwwaaah! You are AWESOME bubba, aswear. xx
This boy, you too get sweet mouth...hehehehe......no wonder the babes are all over you abi na you dey all over them
Deletehehehehehehehehehehehehehe lmao! Mzz Sykik.. Lwkmdoo... Well thank ya! To be a woman wrapper is a full time job nah... :)..
DeleteWait Toin! 35 comments without you even Replying.. **Faints.. Wakes up.. **faints.. **Wakes up again.. Its official Egbon I sssoooo wanna be like thou when i groweth up! haba, you suppose win grammy for popularity oh.. I am inspired :)
Duru...U HAVE LITERALLY KILLED ME. Wherr do u get all the this you say from?
DeleteLmaooo Duru please behave! My IG is not ojoro *side eyes* But you can wash sha, Hian! Full-time woman wrapper.
DeleteAs for 35 comments, Bae, isnor me boo. EeezzzGod o
Madam!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes oh. This heat is *phew* even in the morning before the sun comes out. I tire. sha come back quick. :)
I'm back baybay
DeleteErrr...looks like I'm the only one that hasn't noticed the sun o. Me ayam still cold! i even have catarrh join sef. Happy New Month, hon. I see you on my blog very well and I'm extremely grateful! I'm also waiting for your posts o...:) *draws stool near, sits and puts hand under chin to wait*
ReplyDeleteHian! Please what planet are you from biko?! How can you be cold kwa?
DeleteRun away blogger, hope you stay this time ooo Oya start spilling all the new post i can't wait
ReplyDeletefashionitazbybuiti.blogspot.com
Buiti baby, i'm back. I need to ask about your name though. What does it mean? #Curious
DeleteWelcome back!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks girl
DeleteSeeing Ariana Grande trying to act like a grown up is so disturbing lol. She looks like she's 12.
ReplyDeleteI say that about Selena Gomez. Hahaha
DeleteI say that about Selena Gomez. Hahaha
DeleteI know right! It's so creepy. I guess that was why Miley changed her Disney persona
DeleteI am not sure if this is my 3rd time here buh I am starting to understand why Duru says we should blame you for his random post...hehehe...I enjoyed it tho'...
ReplyDeleteI promise to change soon looool. It's just that erm er *scratches head* er....*flees*
DeleteJessie J isn't new o. she's been around.
ReplyDeleteI know though, thanks. I meant i just started really paying attention
DeleteI was just talking about this ridiculous heat yesterday...
ReplyDeleteI like the Bang bang song...
Have I said happy new year? Happy new year! Chop kizz
*receives kiss* The song is my ring tone at the moment :D
DeleteDid you call Jessie J new?
ReplyDeleteYou are sleeping on one long train Lol
Can't wait to read more from you #waiting
Loool I know jare. I don't where what rock I've been under o
Deletenice music and nice blog
ReplyDeletei am following your blog, please follow back
http://melodyjacob1.blogspot.com/
Oh yay! I always love new followers. I'm following yours too and i love love love your hair
DeleteShe mighta let you hold her hand in school,
ReplyDeletebut amma show you how to graduate... I love the video. My next best happy song after Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
You know you were just typing to fill space abi? Lol. Darn. You'll be fun to do aproko with. Hehehe.
You have old o. Like me. Sigh. Tots amazeballs. :*
I love love love the song & I know I was filling space *face palm*
DeleteAs for aproko, i'm your girl o. No shame in my game at all loool. Kai, i miss Beautiful sha. That babe has gist for dayyyysssssss
And yea, i'm not a soring chicken :D
Fab quote to kick things off though... Nice one!
ReplyDeleteThanks man :D
DeleteAnyone who complained about the harmattan, shouldn't complain about the sun.
ReplyDeletePls pls pls staaaaap advertising that fake IT account. E nu go??
I wont stop jor *tongue out* Ezzz sha berra than noring *flees*
DeleteYo yo! Kilonpops! Just thought I'd drop by. Eeya pele with the sun... Good to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteHey!!!! Mike's in the house!!!!!!!
DeleteHappy new month to you Toin, and I eagerly look forward to read all the posts in your drafts very soon.
ReplyDeleteHappy new month Sis!!! kai, see me replying when the month sef is almost over *face palm*
DeleteThe heat is gangster kilode......climate change is real oh......air conditioner no even work at all. NEPA abi PHCN is not heing matters sef.
ReplyDeleteYou mean that ikebe is growing, oya tell me the secret, i need to try it out also.
*helping*
DeleteEEzzz growing o. I think it's my unhealthy mid-night eating habits though
DeleteLagos sun has been horrible. As in, people sweat buckets and to stand in queues are a hella dreadful these days. And I love the song! When I wanna pretend like I am exercising, it would be on full blast. :D
ReplyDeleteLmaooo please, don't loose any fat while exercising o. Me thinks you're perfect
DeleteBlessings.....
ReplyDeleteI'd say use it wisely, choose your battles and how and when to expend your energy, some things, situations, people are simply not worth it.
Your energy is as valuable as every breath you take.
Happy Valentines Day
DeleteMay love surround you and carry you through.
I totally agree with you. I do not waste my energy like that. Jesus didn't die for me to die early
DeleteHello greetings and good wishes.
ReplyDeleteTime is precious, waste it wisely, wonderful advice.
I enjoyed the letter to the sun. Very hilarious.
Wish you all the best
Thanks Joseph. Been a while you came on here :D
DeleteThe sun no be small. You guys are enjoying in Lagos compared to those of us in Ibadan though. I used to have to boil water in the mornings before bathing but now the one coming from the tap is even too hot sef. I used to have to apply lotion everyday to keep from turning white in the harmattan breeze but now if I try it, i'll come home looking like overbaked moi moi. Drinking water nko? Cway will give me an award by the time they realise I'm the one who has been buying all their dispenser water.
ReplyDeleteAh! My brother the Ibadan sun is too hot tempered for my liking oo. Btw, you're really funny!
DeleteIbadan heat is even worse than the sun.
DeleteYou look at it and think it's not bad.
But when the heat waya sombody ehn!
You start sweating in places one should never sweat.
It is a serious matter.
Rain too is just playing peek-a-boo.
My Ibadan people (Nazzy, i had no idea you stay here too. That's cool)
DeleteAnd yea, you guys have said it. It is on another level
This your funny post got me smiling
ReplyDeleteThanks boo. You should stick around :)
DeleteToin gul (Why doesn't that sound like Chi gul?), biko i'm sorry i'm arriving late. The parry has ended but I think I still got some cake cuz that letter to tge sun just made my day. I think the sun is using us to try out some of 9jaFoodie's roast recipes. Phew!
ReplyDeleteP.S- At least ur ass is growing. I dunno wat to do about mine oo. Lately, the rate at which I've been getting yabbed is just astonishing.
Yes oo, waste time wisely. I have had to learn d hard way. You can imagine; I haven't done a single post this year.
Have a fab month. P.S.S- I garra get a val gift and u are one of the chosen ppl. Biko ask me what I want and don't run when u answer you.
It's never too late to have you girl. we will restart the party for you alone sef.
DeleteLool @ Val gift, hmnnn is it too late to give now? And please please please, go and update!
Oh my goodness Toinlicious... I totally don't know this song... so sorry, that's my age... lol
ReplyDeleteLife is busy, post when you can... I love quotes, these 2 are cute... :-)
Thank you so much for dropping by an commenting on my blog :-) ♡♡♡
Lool I really like you and your sense of humour though and we'll forgive you for not knowing that song. Thanks for coming here too
DeleteToin dearest!
ReplyDeleteHow was Valentines Day?
Come and gist us biko.
Yours Sincerely,
Your Loyal fans Toh sure.
Ah, i'm a single pringle o but erm, gist coming up. You know i can't call your hand na, as a bawse
DeleteHian!!!! Egbon Toin, Diarisgodoooooo :(
ReplyDeleteI know biko, patienceeeee
DeleteJesse J has amazing pipes......
ReplyDeleteOh yeaaaa
DeleteJesse J ok
ReplyDeleteMore than Ok i think :)
DeleteLOL Janyl your comment is hilarious. Toin your letter to the sun (sounds like a movie) should be published in a newspaper - very on point something :-D
ReplyDeleteLoool, I know right. Oya go update o. About time
DeleteThanks girl
ReplyDeleteYour letter to the sun sha lool
ReplyDeleteSee en, that sun aint playing
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