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So, this is a short post. If my friend
sees this, I’m dead for sure. I hope I come back here alive though because I’ll
really miss you guys.
Do not read this at work. If you are at work or a public place, close this
window and step away from your computer or phone now! I repeat, DO NOT READ
THIS!
Now go ahead and read hehehe.
I read Honeydame’s last
post where she shared one of her most embarrassing moments. I thought it was
hilarious, so I sent the link to my friend (lets call her Posh) who in turn
decided to tell me about hers.
Posh: I was coming back from somewhere one day when I was about that age, then shit was catching me. I was sha tryna hold myself. When I was a few houses away from mine, I couldn't take it any longer
Toin: Oh oh!
Posh: There was a lil bush beside a family friend’s house & i quickly squatted to do my thing
Toin: Berra
Posh: Dunno where this boy sprang out from. He was a year ahead of me in primary school
Toin: Nooooooooooooooooooo
Posh: He chased me with half the poo dangling out my shithole and my pants down my ankle
Posh: He chased me all the way to my house
Toin: rotflmao Tears
Posh: I ran like a common criminal
Toin: hahahaha
Posh: Needless to say by the time I got home, I didn't feel like shitting again
Toin: I swear, I have tears in my eyes
Posh: I was coming back from somewhere one day when I was about that age, then shit was catching me. I was sha tryna hold myself. When I was a few houses away from mine, I couldn't take it any longer
Toin: Oh oh!
Posh: There was a lil bush beside a family friend’s house & i quickly squatted to do my thing
Toin: Berra
Posh: Dunno where this boy sprang out from. He was a year ahead of me in primary school
Toin: Nooooooooooooooooooo
Posh: He chased me with half the poo dangling out my shithole and my pants down my ankle
Posh: He chased me all the way to my house
Toin: rotflmao Tears
Posh: I ran like a common criminal
Toin: hahahaha
Posh: Needless to say by the time I got home, I didn't feel like shitting again
Toin: I swear, I have tears in my eyes
Posh:
It wasn’t funny o. My brother nearly
died of laughter
Toin:
I’m dying here. Water is coming outa my eyes and nose
Now let’s pray she never ever sees this. Fingers
crossed.
Please share your embarrassing stories in the comment section. (It can't be as bad as Posh's or can it?)
To my new followers, thanks guys and welcome to my crazy fun space.
Happy new month y’all. I’ll be back
#wink
Omg ..you this babe..you are just a criminal..you are dead for sure...lwkmd!
ReplyDeleteBlessings....
ReplyDeleteOh my, that is something I would not have shared, or maybe i would, dang.......she was so scared she didn't even have the presents of mind to pull up her panties/pants.
Thanks for the laughter.
have a blessed day
laff haff kill me....chai!!!!!
ReplyDeletecant even remember any embarrassing story now, i'm still busy laughing
LMAO,... U already know how I reacted to this story....Let her catch you.
ReplyDeletelol! omg! nothing beats this i swear!
ReplyDeleteyou are seriously in trouble for sure... haven't had such a good laugh in a long while..
ReplyDeletelooooool...... funnnnyyyyy.... as innnn.. ewwwww as well... hahahahahah.
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteomg!!!.#covers face#...very embarassing!!!!
ReplyDeleteshakes head...lol...i dont wanna laff, i dont wanna laff...bites my lip and still shakes head
you're a criminal Toin!!!..just pray she doesnt see this or you're done for big time...LOOL
Lol!!!...if she catches you ehn
ReplyDeleteLOL ... :D. Chai see embarrassment. I wonder how your friend reacted the next time she saw the boy.
ReplyDeleteYaaaaayyyyy. Now this is what I call embarrassing. That guy is meeaaann.
ReplyDeletechai...why evils now...this is crazy, laughing so hard...if she catch you ehen, it haff do be that oh...LOL
ReplyDeleteall work with out play make jack a dull boy!tnks 4d entertaiment at least,i laugh to bed
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteLol. Really bad experience, geez!
ReplyDeleteYou are a badt girl LOL
ReplyDeletePoor poor girl! Ewwww
ReplyDeletechai...that is worse than embarrassing ooo! I wish I had taken note of ur warning, now my boss is looking at me funny.
ReplyDeletehmm now thats something..Lmao.. there are crazier ones you know..
ReplyDeleteEhya... lol | A lesson never to 'shit' in the bush anymore.
ReplyDelete- LDP
Oh no you didn't!!! I'm definitely telling on you!
ReplyDeleteGosh, that boy is mean mehn. That must have been so embarrasing!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is only you that can post this kind of thing (shaking my head) oya share your own first.
ReplyDeleteToin! How could you? Hahahahaha. I sorry for you if your friend cash you ehn.
ReplyDeleteLOL Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteToin!...Oh my Rock,lol
ReplyDeleteThere is always a "little bush" conveniently located for these *ahem* emergencies. Poor bush! Posh is going to finish you for sure. I already shared mine in the Elevens tag, remember?
ReplyDeleteLMAO....Hilarious but also ewwww. The guy no try sha ahnn ahnnn. Y would he interrupt her like that :-D
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Hahahahahaha I can't laugh o, my weave is tight! Did she even tamba? Maybe I'm asking for too much when she's already embarrassed. Lol :D
ReplyDeleteLMAO! This is too hilarious! LOL she was running with half shit dangling.. loool for the world to see her ass and shit! LOL I dont think any can beat this.
ReplyDeleteUh oh. Careful now, posh might not be a happy bunny when/if she does read this. Lol
ReplyDeleteoh gawd, that is hilarious! I'm laughing at my computer at work, not good :-) :-)
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Ew!!!
ReplyDeleteI once gave a speech in front of a group wearing a white linen skirt. I didn't realize until I was finished that my fem protection had not collected all it was supposed to and I had a very large red spot on my backside.
It was horrible.
@all, good y'all had a good laugh and i see you skipped the sharing part *sideyeye* i'm still here thpogh so i guess she hasn't found this yet. Fingers crossed lol
ReplyDelete@Prism, hmn, i'll stylishly ask her. I womder where the boy is and if he still remembers. I also wonder what'll happen if they re-connect somehow :D
@DIDI, please share pretty please. Do DM. I promise it wont end up here :D
@Ebi, don't you dareeeeeeeee
@Rita, share na
@Kishii, oh yea i remeber the "yiware pada" episode lol.
@Worshpandswag: tamba ke? when she didn't evem pull up her pants.
@a.eye: Oh lawd. I think most ladies can relate thho. Aunty flow has a way of showing face when we least expect
OMG i cant even imagine this. I am laughing so hard.
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@a.eye - how did you walk out of there? What?!
ReplyDeleteWhen I finished my speech, I noticed the stain as I walked to my seat. One of my colleagues had noticed it as I sat down and told her. She ran to her office and got a sweatshirt for me to tie around my waist. I didn't stand up until everyone was done with the after celebration greetings and walked out with it wrapped around my waist hanging over the stain.
ReplyDeleteIt was horrifying!
Afterward no one mentioned it to me, but I know it had to be seen. Bright red on top of crisp white linen - stain about 5" in diameter when I looked at it. So much that it got on my fingers when I tapped to see what I must have sat in to make my rear feel wet as I walked away from the podium.
Horrifying!
Hahahaha. Ewwwwwww...
ReplyDeleteThe picture in my head is just wrong.....
I'm laughing like an idiot here....
Gosh!
oh no ohn oh no!!!...i am like poo down her butt...she must have been so embarrassed...
ReplyDeleteLmao! I'm laughing so hard right now! She said she's running like a common criminal! Ha!
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One question, did that half poo ever hit mama earth during the chase??
ReplyDeleteOmdzzzzzzzzzzzz. I thot i had seen this post before. ROTFLMAO! *Tears* My most embarrassing moment has something to so with this shit business and i promise, i'm never sharing!
ReplyDeleteIt was a wonderful piece. Difficult to control oneself from laughing it out.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!! Umm... My most embarrassing moment... Chai, not sharing biko.
ReplyDeletenice post. most embarrassing moment was when i farted in an elevator thinking i was the only one in it.
ReplyDeleteMy most embarrassing moment was at a friend's wedding. I tried to be relevant by helping the ushers out with some ushering work, the first tray of breakable items I held just landed on the floor, every single glass broke into pieces and when I looked up from picking the tray, all eyes were on me...
ReplyDeleteToinlicious, I have shared my most emba moment. You are invited to follow me back.
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious although I feel for Posh's misery. She was in a very difficult situation and I was surprised at the boy chasing her. I enjoyed reading this post. Best wishes,
Joseph
Dee: Hmn, well she said dangling so i'm guessing er...na, i can't help you there lol
ReplyDeleteHazel: Lmao. I can just imagine. Please share na prettty please *puppy eyes*
MsTizzle: Oya now please
Mykey: OMG!
Joy: Ah! At a wedding for that matter. All those accusing eyes staring at you.
Joseph: Hey, it's been a while you've been here. I trust you're doing alright. Glad you enjoyed the post.