Monday 2 March 2015

LOVE FOUND ME!!!



Oh lord!

Hey lovelies. Happy New Month and Happy Monday :D. First things first: I miss Beautiful! :( 
I want to start this week off right so I decided to be a good girl and shake something. Shout out to Lily for giving me the versatile blogger award. Thanks girl. I've done some before here, here, here and here and you can check up more stuff about me here and here too. Oh wow! I've revealed a lot about me though #VeteranBlogger lol. I also got interviewed by the the lovely Sophie. Check it out here.

There's plenty gist but let's start with the weird shall we? I think I got myself a stalker. Listen, I promise it's not my fault. Honest. You remember Adam from this post, right? Go catch up if you haven't read that. Apparently, Adam and McCrazy should be twins (although McCrazy is older than me). Anyway, let me gist you how we got here. I went to see a movie with a friend and met this dude, I've named him McCrazy. He seemed harmless enough. I know never to judge a book by its cover, I swear I know that but he seemed cool. We had good conversation so we swapped numbers. Dude calls me the following day, we talked for a bit and I mention I was going to have an extremely busy weekend. Fast forward to the weekend and McCrazy leaves me several missed calls. I was mildly pissed. I mean, I legit mentioned I was going to be busy so if you wanna act cute, SMS and ask if I'm not too stressed or something. Anyway, I eventually pick his call and he goes "why are you not picking my calls?" Slowpokes.com leleyi. Ko fe gboran lero. Until you buy me a phone and pay my phone bills, please do not ask me why I am not picking your calls. After that episode, he chilled and continued calling, occasionally leaving me a few missed calls. Cute ba? Not really.
So this fateful Monday morning, while I was chasing sleep from my eyes, I saw guy calling but I ignored it. Laaro kutu kutu ojo aje (early Monday morning). After calling a few times, I sent him a message that it was a little too early. He didn't stop. McCrazy legit gave me 87 missed calls at 7:05 and 9 more. Someone do the calculation for me please. On a Monday morning; all before 8am!! I kid you not.


Dude is crazy #Simples. I eventually sent an SMS telling him to lose my number asap. Dude had the nerve to ask if I meant that day because I was busy but I replied with: No. Forever and ever. Now let me state categorically that this happened in less than 2weeks after I met him. So I have jejely put his number on silent so when he calls, my phone doesn't ring out. Dude is either retarded or persistent, both very creepy and scary. Thank God I didn't mention where I work *shudder* So now, he calls almost every day and sends messages too. I will continue to ignore his calls because I do not want to end up being locked up in a wardrobe with calabash on my head forever or till a Soka-like discovery is made. Yes, Africa Magic Yoruba has messed with me.

This is all John Legend's fault. Dude is still messing around with Christy Teigan #BeefAlert. I mean look:
#HaterAlert #SomeoneHasToTakeTheBlame #EverylyCrush Urrggg, they're so hot for each other, it's disgusting. She apparently is rocking my bae's world *rolls eyes* breathe Toin, breathe.

Where was I even?
En en, as I was saying, so advise this not-so-confused girl in 2 paragraphs or less what should be done. You better not say pick his calls before I pray for all your baes to turn out like him! Eezz nor a funny something. Seriously though, do you know any number blocking app? I use a BB10. In the meantime, how was Valentime? I know how Cherry's went though lool.

This post was supposed to end with the previous paragraph but he called me with a strange number and used God to beg so I won't drop the call. I listened and the first thing dude said was can I believe he was sick for almost a month when I stopped picking his calls lmao. kill me now! I said, naa, he must have had malaria parasites in his body way before he met me & dropped the call. Ema womi n'iran o

So yea, I got me a stalker. "Love" found me but I'm running from this one #FML

HD, Coy and Parols, please stay away from commenting, teinks. You too Single Nigerian *major side eyes at y'all*

P.S: All the spammers that leave weird random messages like in the picture below make me laugh. I do not want anyone man/woman running after me or tied to me forever. I mean really? A McCrazy for life??? Biko, Mba.

Kisses
I'll be back soon

78 comments:

  1. ohmygosh! This is both hilarious and scary at the same time. Please be safe o!

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    1. Oh, it was scary. I'm trying to be safe. Thanks babe

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  2. LOL!! WoW!! This is NOT FUN at all!! Just 87 before 8 am! I would be crazy. Try true caller, it will block the number before it rings sef, I am not even sure if you will see the missed call... but it will automatically block it.

    Pele!!!

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    1. I'm right with Tomi on Truecaller. Pls download! ASAP! Before e turn into somtn else! Welcome to the club, btw...I've had times like that too. These days I just tell em I can't give them my number.

      Pele dear!

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    2. @Tomi: The Trucaller doesnt work on BB10. I was so annoyed. When the missed calls were at about 50, i sent him an sms that it was too early even. Thanks dear

      Dami: SO how are we supposed to make new friends and all? So annoying

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  3. Toin got a stalker!!! Use Truecaller,it'd block him and his ancestors.And take your eyes off John Legend,he's taken! Why you stalking him?

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    1. @9jas Great, What i have with J. Legend is true love mon ami *smiles in understanding*

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  4. Happy new month to you also! #laughing while typing#...TOIN! You dey run from looove? Choi! How many miss calls did you said again? .... maga why nau?...ahahhaa... just 2 weeks of knowing him? Abeg block everything blockable about the guy o jare!

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    1. Please help me and understand o. I just tire for the matter. Usian Bolt got nothing on the way I'm sprinting away from this one. I don't want to die

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  5. Looool..reading this on break. Looooool

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  6. Those spammers are just something else. I just delete immediately. I don't want anyone calling their number or mailing them from info they got on my blog. Even Jazz people are stepping up their games. Babalawos are on social media nowadays.

    Atilola's World

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  7. Chai! Toin... first the man pounding yam in your kitchen took the steam out of me impressing you with my cooking. Now I've decided to start stalking you and someone is leaving 87 missed calls by 8am. How do I compete with all these men na? Ees nor fair o!

    LMAO! Seriously??? 87 missed calls??? Maybe we shouldn't blame the guy with your size increasing in certain right places recently. He's hooked on the hotness. (notice how I'm dropping compliments with style)

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    1. Lmaooo I'm catching all of 'em. I'm sha liking the new Range Sport so there's your clue :D *wink*

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  8. WOW.. seriously nuts... 87 calls in that short amount of time... as much as I wouldn't like it, I would have to change my cell number, thankfully my cell company wouldn't charge me once I told them it was a stalker... people are over the edge... he just needs to move on... quickly...

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    1. Luana, I wish I could just change my cell number. It's crazy

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  9. Wowww...80-whaaa? Are you a call center? Mehn na to pick race. The True Caller app suggested earlier may just be a good idea. I just have reservations regarding the app as it has unrestricted access to your contacts (and other info we are not aware of).

    I had fun looking through the links of the awards in the past plus the 'juicy' info. Where was I in Blogsville when 150 whole questions where asked. That is a lot! Anyways, I'm glad you found 'love'. Haha!

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    1. Mike, epp me o. Even if i were a call centre, isn't 97 calls before 8am a stretch??
      And for the old links, sometimes i go through them and laugh out loud. Fun times

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  10. Laughing at 3.49am...Toin and her stalker will not turn somebody to something else early in the morning.

    Dude is really McKolo...is he jobless or something? The things 'love' make people do though

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    1. Biola, isnor me o. It's the man that wants to kill me. This matter isnor a laughing matter. And please don't say love abeg. Too scary

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  11. its simple..block his number, i really hate when people call me whether its too late or too early, i just have to be in the mood to receive your calls.
    www.deemako.com

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  12. Jesox!!! this guy go find you come office oooo

    Block his number sharply. Sownload True-Caller.... it would always give him a busy signal if he tries calling you

    Which kine yeye affection be that.

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  13. Since I learnt how to block people, my life has been easier. And here I was feeling like a stalked champion because someone gave me 30 missed calls over a week. Girl!!!! You are a bad mother...shut yo mouth! HateySevin missed called in the space of 2 hours?!?!?!?! You are too hot for your own good! Block the idiot and don't pick up calls from any unknown numbers. If it is really important, people will text, whatsapp and/or bbm you. Darrisall!

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  14. Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah lmao... **Wears straight face. No wonder... no wonder all the 20 something minutes calls to the extent that one confused boy will call and your mobile will be saying busy busy up and down... issorait... Kontinu.. diarisgodd... we are watching you and your loverMAN on Samsung HD TV.. i think the guy is in love... with all due respect egbon you are a **In Wizkids voice "I fit die on top your matter eh" material nah, so blame him not.. lmao... This is the kind of love that makes a man sing... **Is this love is this love is this love that i am feeling?! EGBON you rock on all levels... I mean who needs 50 shades of grey when we can read 50 shades of Toin every monday? Abd the crowd goes... Yyyeeeeaaahhh mehn.... Cheers ToyoN tomato, aswear ehn, i wanna be like thee when i grow up.xx :)

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    1. Dear Toinlicious Tomato.. March 25- March 2nd= March 23 days :).. Heaven knows i miss you Baje baje Egbon... **Crying in Spanish... :( **deep sigh...

      Dear Angel Mosquito,

      Please help me come and go and be buzzing in Toins Ear that we miss her oh! Tell her I miss her baje baje...

      Yours Sincerely,

      Duru JdB

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    2. Happy new month Egbon! We loF you! We Miss you! We shall Disturb you.. **Shines teeth...

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    3. **cleans sweat.. **Dobales.. (With all due Respect Egbon) Right about now yeah, I am feeling like a man that has been doing midnight honeymoon action with his wife but still hasnt achieved his Climaxing goal.. Toin!!!!!!! hehehehehe Inshort ehn.. no Infact.. In Long ehnn.. i dunno what to comment again.. Sha do and come back soon Egbon toh Sure.. Ejo oh! Biko! We miss you and www.mylifeasmoby.blogspot.com like kilode.. **Cleans Lone tear...

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    4. Egbon you haf mind shaaa... So this is how you just wanna come and go and break up with me by not updating ya Blog.. Just so you know.. **Sits up on Jangolova chair..I have plans to trek from Lagos to Abuja so that you will update ya blog. hehehehe We love you Toin.. and we miss you passed 87 missed call from ya stalker .. **Crying in French... :(

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  15. Gosh! that guy is a stalker!!!!

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  16. Warrafeckinhell... 87what? In freaking 2hrs? Oh wow you must be hotness personified, that's the only reason I can come up with cos I can't process any other retarded one he might have had. Even my husband has not called me up to 87 times in a month #shivers.

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  17. That's very creepy my dear - abeg block the number asap!

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  18. This is what is called "may the trailer of love jam me"..hehehehe.......abeg, please report him to Police sef....this is a sick stalker. pele

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  19. Love found you in a desperate way. You need to ease up on your prayers... Lol. Seriously he sounds like a dangerous fellow. Be safe..xoxoxo

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  20. I can't fit to shout.

    Seriously.

    I can't.

    I'm too busy both laughing and wondering where on God's green, hot Nigeria someone has time to be pestering someone else with 80+ missed calls on a Monday morning.

    Lawd! I just can't.

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  21. Blood of Jesus.
    87 missed calls.
    Had a similar one late last year, just didn't pick until he finally sent me a hateful text and stopped calling. *shrug*

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  22. 87 missed calls before 8am in the morning..
    When someone calls me that early and you aren't my father or personal person, I ask you if "you nor dey pray"? What ees that?

    Biko block!!! Sharpaly!

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  23. Toin bet why are you running away from love? Are u sure you have not been praying for your husband to locate you by fire? The guy is more than a stalker, he is abnormal!

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  24. Please just block the number or ignore it as you're already doing. He'll eventually wear himself out.
    So creepy. Nawa oh

    www.cassiedaves.com

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  25. Se nkan mi wan be ni? This is scary sef... I mean 87? Like 10, 20, 87? Thank God he doesn't know where you work or live... You would have entered one chance

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  26. Lmaooo, Olorun maje a resu o..87? laaro kutu kutu? bye bye to jati jati..haha.

    Sheet...I didn't know Beautiful "left" already, not sure I even read her last post. I miss blogger mehn.
    Have a great weekend Miss :*

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  27. Can you imagine?
    On a Monday morning for that matter.
    That's the kind of guy who attempts suicide or sits in a car outside your house till midnight if you mistakenly date him and break up with him.
    He must be jobless or something. if he has a physical job sef he must be spiritually jobless.
    I really dislike when guys keep on calling when you refuse to or can't take their call.
    If I didn't pick the first call why on earth will I pick the next 10.

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  29. Hahahahaha and I thought I was the only one who had a stalker on my trail.
    Mr '87 missed calls and more' takes the trophy biko.
    And on a Monday morning sef!!
    Some people are just nuts!!

    Block his number, for a start.
    And get true caller app ( or any similar one) to screen unsaved numbers.

    Because of similar experience when I have to take a call from.an unsaved number, I wait until the person on the other end talks first and I can identify they aren't the stalker.

    Am also beefing Christy. #legendcrush

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  30. How do you not have a court order against the dude yet. LOL. 87 is beyond crazy man..its bananas!! SMH.

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  31. How do you not have a court order against the dude yet. LOL. 87 is beyond crazy man..its bananas!! SMH.

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  32. What?!!
    Toin! Your life should be made into a reality show.. Honestly!
    Abeg, block the guy and his ancestors according to A-9ja great lol (not laughing matter though!) Yepa!

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  33. LOL that's the deepest stalking bants I've ever heard. 87 missed calls? Even despirado would have given up at 5.

    Sophsinspirations.blogspot.com

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  34. Hold on....lemme laugh...bwahahahahaha!
    Ehen so, stalker eh? Ah! I have almost been in this situation.....except i was potential stalker! Lmao. Almost 100 missed call? Errrh no, my own no reach like that biko! After three missed calls, you kind of get it naaaaaaa. Sorry!

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  35. Toin E no easy o! you've got the guy all hot and bothered. He can't even think anymore. The first time he had malaria.. Buh now he's got severe asthma.. If you don't talk to him.. He will Die!! That's the only reasonable conclusion I can get from 87 missed calls.

    See me crying when people leave baby 10 missed calls and some on my phone. No more I shall forever remember yours 87 in 2hrs and smile.

    Please block him and every other number he uses. Hopefully a miracle will occur and he will get the message.

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  36. I couldn't stop giggling. And I'm in the library. This Toin is just an alakoba.
    For a change, I will speak for the guy. *readjusting agbada* Is it a crime to love fine geh? Is it not all you fine gehs that will be complaining men don't give you enough attention? Love like this is like matter o, it cannot die, it can only change from one form to another. I am guessing this one will change from obsessive to arelu runs.
    So *in Fadeyi voice* arabirin, watch your back.

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  37. What? 87 missed calls
    Stalker alert!
    So creepy

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  38. Blessings...
    I second the motion to cut mcCrazy OFF, brother got issues! Run sistah, run! Put some wheels on your heels and don't look back! run!

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    1. Blessings...
      Just ducking in to wish you a fabulous day.
      Peace.

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    2. Blessings toni
      hope all is well in your world, just visiting to see how you doing. I trust all is well.
      stay blessed.

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    3. blessings....
      ducking in, wey you be girl, you MIA again?
      I trust life is sweet and you are tasting all it has to offer.

      peace.
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  39. No new post, Toin?

    You can now read Gloria Tales free on DNB Stories

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  40. Just drop me his number, I'll sort out his f €%× up.

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  41. Never pick his calls. He will eventually tire. Do no pict private numbers too...send a text to whoever it is to send a text; that way you know who is calling. My two pence.

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  42. Choi i don't envy you mehn...how do you manage to attract all these weirdos sha..didn't your mummy say you shouldn't speak to strangers?

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  43. Toyin Tomato... I see you.. The guy is in love now, keep him hot on his heels. The name you used in saving his number though... Lol

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  44. 87 missed calls??? what happened...no way in heaven. How do you come up with these names Toin...mehn you are a pro in nicknames..kai..McCrazy..its a cool name for a rapper though..hehe

    www.mylifeasmoby.com

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  45. lolz funny writes up

    www.mavinmis.com

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  46. Toinlicious ooooo

    It's clear I'm not the only one not blogging these days

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  47. Jesu!!!!
    This is super funny but even scarier. Say what now???
    God forbid bad thing. Mbakwa

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  48. Siri, carry that your ikebe and come update your blog.....its overgrown with cobwebs

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  49. Toin!!! no sorry.. **Prostrates.. E jo ma Binu.. Egbon Toin!!!! heheheh WaRRisDis nah.. **Crying in French.. Lati aro! god is watching you on skype oh! **Wears straight face...

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    1. Dear Love.. Please un-find Toin for only just 60 minutes so she can update her blog.. then come back and find her later nah.. Please nah :(

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  50. My dear toinlicious. I have soooo missed your blog...chai!!!

    Back to your post, 87 missed calls!!! This one has passed stalker grade ooo. Maybe, you really wowed him with your looks coz it really registered in his mind. Haba!!! But on a serious note though, you could just report his number as spam using truecaller app or block it. LOL!

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  51. Weird found you *buhahahahahaha* 87 kini? You were kind to ignore him, add 'blacklisted' to that as everyone has suggested. Now that I'm loving your blog, where hath thou disappeared to?

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  52. Ehmm.. Egbon! **Scratches low cut hair... Please dont approve this.. Just know i still come here daily.. and I miss you.. Oya Bye bye :p When are you coming to Lagos sev?!

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  53. Lol! The guy na joker. I was nearly going to take your hiatus from the blog like maybe you and the guy kisses and made up and you were on honeymoon or something lol

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  54. Nice to know your life is still full of plenty drama as usual.. 87 missed calls laaro Mournday is ...."...........

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  55. Hey Lady! Great write up...wondering if this mccrazy guy has some real change in his pocket. Some girls know how to milk a stalker dry until he runs for his dear life with just his boxers remaining on him...

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